WEBVTT 00:00.767 --> 00:02.434 SONG: ♪ Volare... ♪ 00:02.436 --> 00:03.836 MAN: ..nation-building project... 00:03.838 --> 00:06.038 KEVIN RUDD: ..new infrastructure of the 21st century. 00:06.040 --> 00:08.807 WOMAN: If there is a buzzword in this Budget, it's 'nation-building'. 00:08.809 --> 00:10.676 ANTHONY ALBANESE: Major infrastructure projects right around the country. 00:10.678 --> 00:12.845 MAN 2: Real projects, real money. 00:12.847 --> 00:15.781 MAN 3: A transformational vision for the infrastructure of the 21st century. 00:15.783 --> 00:18.250 TONY ABBOTT: I want to be known as the infrastructure prime minister. 00:18.252 --> 00:20.019 -Nation-building... -Nation-building for recovery. 00:20.021 --> 00:22.021 -..nation-building program... -..nation-building... 00:22.023 --> 00:23.822 -Nation-building. -Nation-building. 00:23.824 --> 00:26.925 SONG: ♪ We can sing in the glow of a star that I know... ♪ 00:26.927 --> 00:28.494 MAN: The Prime Minister's Award 00:28.496 --> 00:30.696 for Excellence in Public Sector Management. 00:30.698 --> 00:35.567 The nominations are - the CSIRO, Avian Flu Eradication Scheme, 00:35.569 --> 00:38.971 Nation Building Australia, Smart Cities, 00:38.973 --> 00:42.641 the Australian Tax Office, Community Programs Project. 00:42.643 --> 00:47.413 And the winner - the CSIRO, Avian Flu Eradication Scheme. 00:51.951 --> 00:54.453 -Ah. Morning, Tony. -Morning, Amy. 00:54.455 --> 00:57.222 -Bad luck about last night. -Yeah, bad luck, Tony. 00:57.224 --> 00:59.758 -Oh, well, nice to be nominated. -Robbed. 00:59.760 --> 01:01.627 I don't even know who votes for those awards. 01:01.629 --> 01:04.296 I think it's a panel of experts in a variety of fields. 01:04.298 --> 01:06.899 -Bullshit. -It's just an awards night. 01:06.901 --> 01:08.734 The CSIRO? 01:08.736 --> 01:11.070 They win one Nobel prize 01:11.072 --> 01:14.306 and it's, "Oh, all hail the CSIRO." 01:14.308 --> 01:15.741 Nah. 01:17.343 --> 01:18.911 -What do you think? -Looks good. 01:18.913 --> 01:21.080 Now you can get some work done without being distracted. 01:21.082 --> 01:24.349 -Perfect. -Yeah. OK. Open or shut? 01:24.351 --> 01:25.751 Shut. 01:26.786 --> 01:29.822 Keep going. Keep going. 01:29.824 --> 01:31.590 Wait till you hear a noise. 01:31.592 --> 01:34.326 -(DOOR CLICKS) -KATIE: Heard it. 01:34.328 --> 01:35.894 OK. 01:35.896 --> 01:37.863 (SIGHS) 01:37.865 --> 01:40.432 (BEEPING) 01:40.434 --> 01:41.733 Katie? 01:41.735 --> 01:43.435 KATIE: Have you got a moment for Jim? 01:43.437 --> 01:45.137 -Sure. -KATIE: When? 01:45.139 --> 01:47.172 Does he have his hand on my doorhandle? 01:47.174 --> 01:48.807 -KATIE: Yes. -TONY: Now. 01:48.809 --> 01:50.742 KATIE: OK, Jim. 01:51.744 --> 01:53.212 I like this. 01:53.214 --> 01:54.746 -Oh, yeah. It's good, isn't it? -Yeah. 01:54.748 --> 01:57.015 -How'd you pull up? -Oh, fine. 01:57.017 --> 01:59.518 I'll say it again. We were robbed. 01:59.520 --> 02:01.353 -Yeah, I don't think so. -CSIRO? 02:01.355 --> 02:02.921 What have those clowns ever done? 02:02.923 --> 02:05.557 -They sequenced the bird flu gene. -Cheap seats! 02:05.559 --> 02:06.959 You try rolling out 02:06.961 --> 02:08.527 an integrated urban renewal program. 02:08.529 --> 02:10.529 -But that's it, Jim. We didn't roll it out. -What? 02:10.531 --> 02:12.564 We rolled out a plan. We did one test site. 02:12.566 --> 02:15.334 -It's been in limbo ever since. -Still, nice to be nominated. 02:15.336 --> 02:17.336 Just listening to what those other organisations 02:17.338 --> 02:19.371 had done last night, I just couldn't help thinking... 02:19.373 --> 02:21.206 We've had this conversation. 02:21.208 --> 02:22.808 Are we really achieving anything? 02:22.810 --> 02:24.676 Are you kidding me? They love you in Canberra. 02:24.678 --> 02:27.446 Every time we run into trouble, you're there. 02:27.448 --> 02:29.648 -That's part of the problem. -What about everything here? 02:29.650 --> 02:32.017 This office. You've just had the door frosted. 02:32.019 --> 02:33.552 But in terms of completed projects. 02:33.554 --> 02:35.587 -And what about that? -We didn't build that. 02:35.589 --> 02:37.322 -Really? -It's decoration. 02:37.324 --> 02:40.092 -Really? -It says 1915. 02:40.094 --> 02:42.427 -Oh. Did they finish it? -What do you reckon? 02:42.429 --> 02:43.929 What about all these other great plans? 02:43.931 --> 02:46.598 -That's it, Jim, "plans". -Hey. Bird in the hand. 02:46.600 --> 02:48.967 It's not a bird in the hand. It's a drawing of... 02:48.969 --> 02:50.435 It's a plan to draw a bird. 02:50.437 --> 02:52.070 With my luck, it'll be endangered. 02:52.072 --> 02:53.539 You're still upset about the award. 02:53.541 --> 02:55.841 I'm not ups... What did you want? 02:57.110 --> 02:59.178 Don't normally do this, 02:59.180 --> 03:02.948 but I need a favour. 03:02.950 --> 03:05.751 -No, I'm not speaking. -NAT: I know, and it's...a road. 03:05.753 --> 03:07.486 I mean, it really should be... 03:07.488 --> 03:10.255 OK, I am worried we'll have to push the start date back. 03:10.257 --> 03:12.558 -Goodness me. -Yes, again. Um... 03:12.560 --> 03:16.495 Katie! Can I get a glass of water, please, sweetheart? 03:16.497 --> 03:18.864 It sounds like you're telling me there's a range of issues 03:18.866 --> 03:20.299 affecting the completion. 03:20.301 --> 03:22.034 Hugh? Hugh, will you be a darling? 03:22.036 --> 03:24.403 -Get me a cup of tea, please. -We are absolutely committed. 03:24.405 --> 03:27.105 Would you mind if I called you right back? Thank you very much. 03:27.107 --> 03:31.510 -Straightaway. OK, 'bye. -(SIGHS) Oh, lifesaver. 03:32.812 --> 03:34.213 Just give me a minute. 03:34.215 --> 03:37.182 -Just cut to the chase. -The Ord River Scheme. 03:37.184 --> 03:39.551 -Yep. I'm out. -No, no. Hear me out. 03:39.553 --> 03:41.486 Alright, but I've got one hand on the door. 03:41.488 --> 03:43.855 -It's gone a bit pear-shaped. -It's been pear-shaped since... 03:43.857 --> 03:47.893 No, no, sit down. I'll admit, it hasn't been a total success. 03:47.895 --> 03:50.295 Billions of dollars sunk into an agricultural scheme 03:50.297 --> 03:51.897 that hasn't managed to come up with 03:51.899 --> 03:53.699 one economically sustainable crop. 03:53.701 --> 03:55.968 -Well, that's one version. -What's the other version? 03:55.970 --> 03:58.170 -It's been on a stamp. -Jim, it's a joke. 03:58.172 --> 03:59.905 Anyway, here's the situation. 03:59.907 --> 04:02.674 We've kind of agreed to expanding the thing. 04:02.676 --> 04:05.477 -OK, I am out. -No, no, it's rolling out another phase. 04:05.479 --> 04:07.679 Why would anyone agree to something so stupid? 04:07.681 --> 04:09.748 It was an election. It got away from us. 04:09.750 --> 04:12.784 The Prime Minister signed a memorandum of understanding. 04:12.786 --> 04:14.686 -Why? -I don't think he understood it. 04:14.688 --> 04:17.122 -Jim! -What can we do? -Learn from history. 04:17.124 --> 04:18.890 Speak to people. Did you do any research? 04:18.892 --> 04:20.292 -Absolutely. -And? 04:20.294 --> 04:23.128 -Every focus group came back thumbs up. -Jim! 04:23.130 --> 04:26.465 Every time they heard "northern food bowl", 98%. 04:26.467 --> 04:28.200 "Paid parental" only got 70. 04:28.202 --> 04:30.168 How much are they planning to spend on it? 04:30.170 --> 04:33.205 300-350 million. More if they can make it work. 04:33.207 --> 04:35.440 Has any cost-benefit analysis been done? 04:35.442 --> 04:37.909 -Oh, it's too late for that now. -Jim! -Next time. 04:37.911 --> 04:40.479 -Come on. You're great at this stuff. -Disaster management? 04:40.481 --> 04:42.714 Mega projects, big-picture thinking. 04:42.716 --> 04:44.116 I'm not gonna get dragged 04:44.118 --> 04:45.684 into someone else's ridiculous scheme. 04:45.686 --> 04:47.919 -(SIGHS) Alright, if you wanna say no, just say no. -No. 04:47.921 --> 04:50.589 -Before you do... -I just did. -Let me make you a deal. 04:50.591 --> 04:52.291 Have a look at it. 04:52.293 --> 04:54.293 And if it's your call that we shelve the project, 04:54.295 --> 04:55.861 then that's what we do. 04:55.863 --> 04:57.529 Really? 04:57.531 --> 04:59.931 We front up to the Australian public, admit we got it wrong, 04:59.933 --> 05:04.369 and then you can maybe get back to having a crack at this thing. 05:05.872 --> 05:08.974 Ah. Ooh, lovely. 05:08.976 --> 05:12.544 And...a biscuit? Thank you. 05:12.546 --> 05:14.479 Oh! 05:14.481 --> 05:17.949 That was so unfair last night. I'm still livid. Livid. 05:17.951 --> 05:21.086 -It's just an awards night. -Oh, come on. The CSIRO? 05:21.088 --> 05:23.221 I mean, if they'd cured bird flu, maybe. 05:23.223 --> 05:25.524 But a research program? Pfft! 05:25.526 --> 05:27.959 Do you know why we didn't win last night? 05:27.961 --> 05:29.728 Because the Smart Cities program... 05:29.730 --> 05:32.497 Because we didn't have a professional DVD. 05:32.499 --> 05:33.899 What? 05:33.901 --> 05:35.667 Every other organisation had 05:35.669 --> 05:37.869 a first-rate audiovisual presentation. 05:37.871 --> 05:39.538 Wasn't really paying attention. 05:39.540 --> 05:42.207 You didn't see the ATO and the 3-D thing they had there? 05:42.209 --> 05:44.543 What did we have? Ooh, a couple of slides and a logo. 05:44.545 --> 05:46.611 I really don't think that was the issue. 05:46.613 --> 05:48.513 Well, I beg to differ. And that is why... 05:48.515 --> 05:49.848 Please don't finish that sentence. 05:49.850 --> 05:51.783 ..I'm fast-tracking a DVD. 05:51.785 --> 05:53.185 We don't need a DVD. 05:53.187 --> 05:54.586 This organisation needs 05:54.588 --> 05:57.155 professional audiovisual materials. 05:57.157 --> 05:59.358 This organisation needs to finish a project. 05:59.360 --> 06:01.026 But in the meantime, let's celebrate our achievements. 06:01.028 --> 06:02.694 Shouldn't we wait until we have some? 06:02.696 --> 06:05.063 And let the Australian Tax Office walk all over us again? 06:05.065 --> 06:08.033 Ooh! Not on my watch. No-no. Not gonna happen. 06:09.202 --> 06:10.869 TONY: Just can't believe this is... 06:10.871 --> 06:13.505 -What is it? No, bring them in. Come on, OK. -Oh, good. 06:13.507 --> 06:15.874 It's just...we just don't need to have a banquet 06:15.876 --> 06:18.443 every time we get a meeting. 06:18.445 --> 06:23.382 OK. Thank you. I thought this was sorted three months ago. 06:23.384 --> 06:26.451 We're about to have a completed piece of road in Perth, 06:26.453 --> 06:28.787 like, a pretty simple build, and now you're telling me it's... 06:28.789 --> 06:30.822 -It's stalled. -Oh, you said 'stopped'. 06:30.824 --> 06:33.525 Has anyone been able to give you a clear explanation as to why? 06:33.527 --> 06:35.761 There's an issue between Main Roads WA and the contractor. 06:35.763 --> 06:37.362 Oh, you're kidding me. 06:37.364 --> 06:39.398 And there's an issue between state and federal, 06:39.400 --> 06:41.600 and there's an issue between the PPP and the Infrastructure... 06:41.602 --> 06:44.403 -That's enough, Hugh. -There's one with financing too. 06:44.405 --> 06:46.638 Is there any chance we can get all these groups together? 06:46.640 --> 06:48.940 -They've set up a new group. -Well, a task force. 06:48.942 --> 06:51.443 To see if they can get all the groups on one page. 06:51.445 --> 06:53.779 Now they've got an issue as well, so they've turned to us. 06:53.781 --> 06:55.714 This is exactly what I was talking to Jim about. 06:55.716 --> 06:57.315 We've got to get a project completed. 06:57.317 --> 06:59.017 We've gotta get some runs on the board, 06:59.019 --> 07:00.619 or, seriously, I fear for our future. 07:00.621 --> 07:02.721 -Want me to head to Perth? -No, get them here. 07:02.723 --> 07:05.223 Get the key people here, find out why nothing is being done. 07:05.225 --> 07:07.259 -I wanna hear the sound of bulldozers. -Got it. 07:07.261 --> 07:09.661 -Is this a bad time to raise the party? -What party? 07:09.663 --> 07:11.696 -We're coming up to our first anniversary. -Don't remind me. 07:11.698 --> 07:14.633 We need to decide how we'd like to mark the occasion. 07:14.635 --> 07:16.935 -A minute's silence? -What was that? -Just keep going. 07:16.937 --> 07:20.639 Katie and I were thinking maybe we should have a party here. 07:20.641 --> 07:23.241 -Oh, yeah. Yeah, for sure. -Alright. OK, alright. 07:23.243 --> 07:25.444 But, Amy, Katie, I don't want the preparation 07:25.446 --> 07:27.379 for this party to distract the office. 07:27.381 --> 07:30.248 Sure. Can I just ask one question, about the catering? 07:30.250 --> 07:33.118 -Is everyone happy with Mexican? -ALL: Yeah! 07:33.120 --> 07:36.221 -(ALL CHEER) -Yes! They love it! 07:37.423 --> 07:39.090 Sorry, guys, not finished. 07:39.092 --> 07:41.092 (PEOPLE MUTTER) 07:41.094 --> 07:43.128 Here she is. Come on in. Come on. 07:43.130 --> 07:45.397 Rhonda, I am smack-bang in the middle of something. 07:45.399 --> 07:46.965 Doesn't matter. Karsten's on fire. 07:46.967 --> 07:48.366 We've had some great ideas already. 07:48.368 --> 07:49.768 They're just thought-starters, OK. 07:49.770 --> 07:51.636 There's still a lot of room for your input. 07:51.638 --> 07:53.538 -I could email you. -No, no. Don't be silly. 07:53.540 --> 07:56.174 As someone who is at the coalface, I want you to tell us 07:56.176 --> 07:58.210 what the NBA is all about. 07:58.212 --> 08:00.312 First thoughts, no wrong answers. 08:00.314 --> 08:02.647 Um, we're about identifying, 08:02.649 --> 08:05.717 planning and implementing long-term infrastructure needs. 08:05.719 --> 08:07.419 (MAKES SNORING NOISE) 08:07.421 --> 08:09.521 With a view to facilitating their delivery... 08:09.523 --> 08:11.590 -And we just lost the 18-to-35s. -NAT: What? 08:11.592 --> 08:13.925 -I'm gonna pop down 'dreams'. -Ooh, and they're back. 08:13.927 --> 08:16.661 -I never said dreams. -I think you meant to. -No, I didn't. 08:16.663 --> 08:18.897 OK, and I think you're also saying 08:18.899 --> 08:21.533 that the NBA is about vision. 08:21.535 --> 08:23.735 I can see that. That is crystal-clear. 08:23.737 --> 08:26.071 You know what? I've actually got work to do. 08:26.073 --> 08:27.772 That is good. OK, what are you working on? 08:27.774 --> 08:31.343 -A section of road in Perth. -No, a dream. 08:31.345 --> 08:33.845 -OK. -And what's driving it? -A deadline. 08:33.847 --> 08:36.314 -Passion. -NAT: What? -That's what I'm seeing here. 08:36.316 --> 08:38.450 -Passion. -It's not passion. I'm just pissed off. 08:38.452 --> 08:40.252 No, no, no, no. Don't be pissed off. 08:40.254 --> 08:42.387 Just funnel your energy through Karsten. Come on. 08:42.389 --> 08:46.291 -Power of passionate people. -Oh! Now we're away. 08:46.293 --> 08:48.059 -Getting things done. -But, see, that's my problem. 08:48.061 --> 08:50.762 -We're not getting things done. -I don't see that's a problem. 08:50.764 --> 08:54.866 OK, what I see is that you are striving to create pathways 08:54.868 --> 08:56.535 to forge better communication. 08:56.537 --> 09:00.338 I see you overcoming obstacles in order to achieve a dream. 09:00.340 --> 09:02.107 We're just trying to finish a road. 09:02.109 --> 09:03.875 You're very much mistaken. OK. 09:03.877 --> 09:06.411 -I'm gonna knock together a few storyboards. -Ooh, love it. 09:06.413 --> 09:09.814 Because I see a pretty important little film happening here. 09:09.816 --> 09:13.485 -I'm just gonna... -RHONDA: A film. Love a film. 09:13.487 --> 09:16.354 VOICEOVER: The Top End of Australia is harsh country, 09:16.356 --> 09:20.792 but no match for a bit of Aussie ingenuity and manpower. 09:20.794 --> 09:22.661 The mighty Argyle Dam holds 09:22.663 --> 09:26.197 18 times more water than Sydney Harbour. 09:26.199 --> 09:29.134 Precious water that will soon turn this desert 09:29.136 --> 09:31.303 into a veritable food bowl. 09:31.305 --> 09:33.171 I'm pretty sure we studied this at high school. 09:33.173 --> 09:35.106 We did Lasseter's Reef. 09:35.108 --> 09:38.743 -Lasseter's Reef was a myth. -Or so they say. 09:38.745 --> 09:40.612 Yeah, but they actually built the Ord River Scheme. 09:40.614 --> 09:42.514 I know. Saw it. It's very impressive. 09:42.516 --> 09:44.549 Yeah, if you're a member of the local yacht club. 09:44.551 --> 09:47.319 In terms of it becoming a food bowl, it hasn't gone to plan. 09:47.321 --> 09:50.889 -Even with Aussie ingenuity? -Yeah. It's 40 years old. 09:50.891 --> 09:52.891 Anyway, let's get up to date with what's happening now - 09:52.893 --> 09:55.060 who's running it, what are they planting, what's going wrong. 09:55.062 --> 09:57.462 Is it OK if we watch the rest of the video? 09:57.464 --> 10:00.198 -Why? -I just wanna see how it works out. 10:00.200 --> 10:02.734 -I told you how. It doesn't. -Spoiler alert. 10:02.736 --> 10:05.403 -TONY: Thanks, guys. -BOTH: Thank you. 10:07.340 --> 10:08.840 Cheers. 10:08.842 --> 10:10.742 All the way. 10:10.744 --> 10:12.811 Until you hear a sound. 10:12.813 --> 10:15.313 -(DOOR THUMPS) -SCOTT: Got it. 10:15.315 --> 10:18.416 OK, now, this will probably just be overlay. 10:18.418 --> 10:20.151 You know, some staff testimonials, 10:20.153 --> 10:22.153 showing the workers and the work. 10:22.155 --> 10:24.689 Very much, you know, the people and the projects. 10:24.691 --> 10:26.257 You know, sort of visual building blocks. 10:26.259 --> 10:28.526 We did something similar with the Mining Council. 10:28.528 --> 10:31.296 -Oh, I loved that one. -Namaste, namaste. Thank you. 10:31.298 --> 10:34.799 OK, everybody ready? And, Amy, I want you just to turn to camera. 10:34.801 --> 10:36.234 Pick up the phone and say, 10:36.236 --> 10:38.436 "Hello. Nation Building Authority." 10:38.438 --> 10:40.138 -But it's not ringing. -KARSTEN: Well, just pretend. 10:40.140 --> 10:41.640 -Right. -KARSTEN: OK, and action. 10:41.642 --> 10:43.274 Hello. Nation Building Authority. 10:43.276 --> 10:45.243 -No, pick up the phone first. -Then turn? 10:45.245 --> 10:47.512 -Turn, phone, speak. -Sorry, you did say. 10:47.514 --> 10:49.314 -KARSTEN: That's alright. Don't think. -About what? 10:49.316 --> 10:53.818 About anything. OK, and still rolling. And action. 10:53.820 --> 10:56.254 -I'm thinking. -You thinking about the phone ringing? 10:56.256 --> 10:58.123 -No. -Hmm. 10:58.125 --> 11:00.425 Ah, so the dam was finished in 1972. 11:00.427 --> 11:03.128 -Thanks to Aussie ingenuity... -I've seen the video, yep. 11:03.130 --> 11:05.363 The water was used to grow cotton, rice and sugar. 11:05.365 --> 11:07.465 -All of which were failures. -Do we know why? 11:07.467 --> 11:09.768 According to the CSIRO, the extreme climate, 11:09.770 --> 11:11.836 poor soil and massive distances. 11:11.838 --> 11:14.272 Basically, the whole northern food bowl was... 11:14.274 --> 11:17.242 -They had a technical name for it. -A pipe dream? 11:17.244 --> 11:19.310 Unviable due to excessive input costs. 11:19.312 --> 11:21.446 And a caterpillar, who ate the cotton. 11:21.448 --> 11:23.481 -So stage one was a joke. -HUGH: Unviable. 11:23.483 --> 11:26.084 -What did they do then? -Rolled out stage two. 11:26.086 --> 11:28.186 Yeah, this time with mango, sorghum, 11:28.188 --> 11:30.021 chia - I'm not sure what that is - and... 11:30.023 --> 11:31.790 -Sandalwood. -So, what went wrong this time? 11:31.792 --> 11:35.560 -Again, input costs. -And that caterpillar came back. 11:35.562 --> 11:38.663 They also tried rice again, but it was hit by a fungus. 11:38.665 --> 11:40.732 They lost an entire crop to a fungus? 11:40.734 --> 11:42.300 No. Only half a crop. 11:42.302 --> 11:44.135 The other half was eaten by magpie geese. 11:44.137 --> 11:45.837 Somehow, they found out about the rice. 11:45.839 --> 11:49.040 Mmm. CSIRO didn't have an answer for that, did they? 11:49.042 --> 11:51.443 -Scotty, let it go. -Nope. 11:51.445 --> 11:53.812 OK, and with the chicken enchiladas, 11:53.814 --> 11:57.382 do we need to order a separate salsa dip? 11:57.384 --> 12:00.952 And is that per person? Sorry, per gringo? 12:00.954 --> 12:03.488 Alright. And if you could just email through a quote. 12:03.490 --> 12:05.390 OK. Thanks. 12:06.292 --> 12:08.927 How'd you go with Perth? 12:08.929 --> 12:12.497 For the freeway? Organising for the key players to come across. 12:12.499 --> 12:15.266 Oh, yes. Sorry. I've got it on my list. 12:15.268 --> 12:17.268 Can I just ring the taco cart man first? 12:17.270 --> 12:19.137 -Katie! -I'll ring them right now. 12:19.139 --> 12:23.875 Oh, and, Nat, do you know anything about piñatas? 12:23.877 --> 12:25.543 It's ringing. 12:25.545 --> 12:29.848 Right. So stage two was an unmitigated disaster. 12:29.850 --> 12:31.950 Oh... No, they didn't use that term, but... 12:31.952 --> 12:35.386 It underperformed, but they got on top of that caterpillar. 12:35.388 --> 12:37.122 I think the magpie geese ate it. 12:37.124 --> 12:38.790 -Keep going. -Ah, yeah, sorry. 12:38.792 --> 12:40.692 So for stage three, they've gone back to sugar. 12:40.694 --> 12:42.894 -Right. OK. Well, that's great, guys, thanks. -Fingers crossed. 12:42.896 --> 12:45.697 Alright, everybody looking at me. OK, looking at me. OK. 12:45.699 --> 12:48.666 Now, I want you to all be working, bit of movement, 12:48.668 --> 12:50.702 thought, look like you're planning things. 12:50.704 --> 12:52.837 You're the engine room of the NBA. OK? 12:52.839 --> 12:56.875 And working, acting, and... tracking left, tracking left, 12:56.877 --> 12:58.777 tracking left, and cut. 12:58.779 --> 13:01.746 Sorry. These are for me. Katie. 13:01.748 --> 13:07.285 Oh, if a guy drops off some taco shells, can you buzz me? 13:07.287 --> 13:10.388 OK, just... Bring it back. First positions. 13:10.390 --> 13:13.525 TONY: And given these largely insurmountable obstacles 13:13.527 --> 13:15.627 and lack of any clear solutions to be... 13:15.629 --> 13:19.063 -AMY: Hugh? Is Tony in there? -HUGH: Uh, I don't know. Sorry. 13:19.065 --> 13:23.234 -AMY: Scott? Is Tony in there? -SCOTT: I'll have a listen. 13:23.236 --> 13:25.537 -I'm in here! -SCOTT: I can hear him. 13:26.372 --> 13:27.906 Sorry, can I have a moment? 13:27.908 --> 13:30.041 -Yeah, can you just give us five minutes? -Sure. 13:31.744 --> 13:34.078 Alone. Yeah. 13:36.248 --> 13:38.716 -I can still see you! -Oh. 13:38.718 --> 13:40.185 Still! 13:40.187 --> 13:43.087 Thank you! Can you read that back to me? 13:43.089 --> 13:45.356 "Given these largely insurmountable..." 13:45.358 --> 13:46.758 Before that. Go back a paragraph. 13:46.760 --> 13:48.526 "The scheme is fundamentally flawed. 13:48.528 --> 13:50.762 "To be truly viable, we would have to secure 13:50.764 --> 13:53.364 "four times the amount of irrigated farmland 13:53.366 --> 13:55.667 "as well as implement an unprecedented upgrade 13:55.669 --> 13:58.002 "of road, rail and water infrastructure. 13:58.004 --> 13:59.804 "Given these largely..." 13:59.806 --> 14:02.507 "..insurmountable obstacles and lack of any clear solutions, 14:02.509 --> 14:04.475 "we have no choice but to recommend 14:04.477 --> 14:07.011 "that any further expansion of the scheme 14:07.013 --> 14:09.247 "be suspended indefinitely. 14:09.249 --> 14:12.250 "In short, our priorities lie elsewhere. 14:12.252 --> 14:14.319 "Yours sincerely," blah-de-blah-de-blah. 14:15.821 --> 14:17.655 OK. 14:17.657 --> 14:19.657 -Send it to Jim first thing tomorrow? -That'd be great. 14:19.659 --> 14:22.260 -OK. Can I get you a coffee? -Sure. 14:22.262 --> 14:24.829 Oh, and, Katie, can you think of a... 14:24.831 --> 14:27.532 Not that you have to, but just off the top of your head, 14:27.534 --> 14:29.534 can you think of a project that we're doing here 14:29.536 --> 14:32.904 that's, you know, achieving something for the future? 14:32.906 --> 14:36.374 -How do you mean? -A project that you've been impressed with. 14:36.376 --> 14:38.576 The northern food bowl. It sounds great! 14:38.578 --> 14:40.812 Yeah, but...we're not proceeding with that. 14:40.814 --> 14:42.680 Yeah, when you do - amazing. 14:42.682 --> 14:45.650 Yeah, but... A different project. 14:48.220 --> 14:50.922 -I'll have a think. -(LAUGHS) OK, yeah. 14:50.924 --> 14:52.790 -Do you want me to get Amy back? -Yep. 14:52.792 --> 14:54.192 -BOTH: Sure. -OK. 14:54.194 --> 14:55.927 -(SHOUTS) Amy! -Here! 14:55.929 --> 14:57.629 Whoa-ee! 14:57.631 --> 15:00.465 Alrighty. Now, I'm just gonna ask you a few questions, Hugh. 15:00.467 --> 15:02.767 -Do I look at you? -No, straight down the camera. 15:02.769 --> 15:05.403 -OK. And then back to you? -No. Don't look at me at all. 15:05.405 --> 15:07.338 -I just don't wanna be rude. -Understood. 15:07.340 --> 15:09.674 -OK. Rolling up... -I can look at him? -He's the cameraman. 15:09.676 --> 15:11.743 -Sorry, what's going on? -Staff testimonials. 15:11.745 --> 15:14.312 Just getting some grabs of what the job means to you, 15:14.314 --> 15:15.713 what we're achieving. 15:15.715 --> 15:18.182 We'll need to pop you in at some point, so don't... 15:18.184 --> 15:20.318 I actually need Hugh now. 15:20.320 --> 15:22.921 We've got a team from Perth flying in for a meeting, 15:22.923 --> 15:24.322 and we need to prep. 15:24.324 --> 15:26.457 Ooh, should we film that meeting? 15:26.459 --> 15:28.760 -Probably not. -What about the prep? 15:28.762 --> 15:31.562 -Good idea. -No, that's fine. Whenever he's done. 15:31.564 --> 15:33.731 KATIE: Tony, I thought of something that we do here 15:33.733 --> 15:35.333 that'll make a difference in the future. 15:35.335 --> 15:37.568 -Oh, yeah? -We recycle. 15:38.704 --> 15:40.438 You're pausing. 15:40.440 --> 15:42.106 Do you want me to keep thinking? 15:42.108 --> 15:44.275 I'll keep thinking. 15:44.277 --> 15:46.144 -Shut. -Oh, yeah. 15:47.513 --> 15:48.913 -(DOOR CLICKS) -Heard it. 15:48.915 --> 15:51.249 -Don't look at you or the cameraman. -KARSTEN: No. 15:51.251 --> 15:53.551 -What about Rhonda? -No, straight into the camera. 15:53.553 --> 15:56.521 -Barrel it? -Barrel it. Exactly right. 15:56.523 --> 16:00.358 OK, now let's start again. What is...the NBA? 16:00.360 --> 16:03.394 -Do you say 'action'? -Yes. And action. 16:04.229 --> 16:05.897 We're a conduit. 16:05.899 --> 16:08.800 A means to funnel great ideas 16:08.802 --> 16:11.336 from concept stage to reality. 16:11.338 --> 16:14.872 Excellent. And what do you see as your role? 16:14.874 --> 16:17.642 I'm a tool. 16:20.045 --> 16:22.914 -Do you say 'cut'? -Yeah. And cut. 16:22.916 --> 16:25.183 -Is that a wrap? -No, not yet. No. 16:25.185 --> 16:26.617 -It's Louise, isn't it? -Yes. 16:26.619 --> 16:29.287 Very nice to finally put a face to a name. 16:29.289 --> 16:30.989 Oh, you too. I know! 16:30.991 --> 16:33.358 -Anywhere? -Yeah, sit anywhere you want. 16:41.367 --> 16:43.534 So thanks so much for making the effort to come across. 16:43.536 --> 16:45.536 We understand how important this is. 16:45.538 --> 16:47.939 There's been layers upon layers of bureaucrats and supervisors. 16:47.941 --> 16:49.707 We know what you mean. 16:49.709 --> 16:52.243 I thought we'd go straight to the people at the coalface. 16:52.245 --> 16:54.712 Great idea, and we're so often operating in different silos, 16:54.714 --> 16:57.215 so it's a good chance to get us key players together. 16:57.217 --> 16:58.716 Right, and that's what we're here to do - 16:58.718 --> 17:00.218 find out what's happening with the road, 17:00.220 --> 17:02.854 why the delay, how can we help facilitate 17:02.856 --> 17:04.555 and lock in a clear timeline? 17:04.557 --> 17:06.424 Excellent idea. 17:06.426 --> 17:09.060 Before we go any further, can I just clarify everyone's roles? 17:09.062 --> 17:10.895 -David? -I head up our media unit. 17:10.897 --> 17:12.663 Government communications. 17:12.665 --> 17:14.532 OK. Sorry, David. Probably didn't need you to fly... 17:14.534 --> 17:17.135 No, it's important - we need to get the message out on the... 17:17.137 --> 17:19.237 -The road. -..road, that it's moving ahead. 17:19.239 --> 17:22.774 Right. Louise, your role is... 17:22.776 --> 17:25.009 PR. I work closely with David. 17:25.011 --> 17:27.545 OK, well...yep. 17:27.547 --> 17:29.247 Uh, Matt? 17:29.249 --> 17:31.049 -I'm on the other end of things. -Good. 17:31.051 --> 17:32.750 Marketing and promotions. 17:32.752 --> 17:35.053 -Jeremy? -I work with Matt. 17:35.055 --> 17:37.555 Is anyone here not from media or PR? 17:37.557 --> 17:39.457 Community liaison. 17:39.459 --> 17:42.260 Anyone involved in actual engineering or construction? 17:42.262 --> 17:44.262 Well, I'd like to think we're all involved in... 17:44.264 --> 17:46.497 Does anyone own a hard hat? 17:48.634 --> 17:49.867 I've got access to one. 17:49.869 --> 17:52.503 Site visits, photo opportunities. It's good. 17:52.505 --> 17:55.573 -I can borrow Matt's. -Yeah. -Great. 17:55.575 --> 17:58.109 -You wanted the team from Perth. -The construction team. 17:58.111 --> 17:59.844 They're all PR and marketing. 17:59.846 --> 18:01.846 I should have picked it from their iPhone covers. 18:01.848 --> 18:03.347 Isn't that good? 18:03.349 --> 18:05.416 We're not trying to sell a road but build one. 18:05.418 --> 18:07.652 -They said they were running it. -A sign of the times. 18:07.654 --> 18:09.654 Sorry, can I just get you to clear the set? 18:09.656 --> 18:11.556 -I want the construction team. -Got it. 18:11.558 --> 18:14.425 OK - now, Amy, I want you to walk up to Katie 18:14.427 --> 18:17.195 and just hand her the file. 18:18.597 --> 18:19.831 Like...like that? 18:19.833 --> 18:21.632 Yes, actually, that's... that is not a file. 18:21.634 --> 18:23.968 It's a menu. You said to use something we were working on. 18:23.970 --> 18:26.704 -It's for our anniversary party. -We're having Tex-Mex. 18:38.517 --> 18:40.384 I'm not sure if he's in, Jim. 18:40.386 --> 18:42.353 That's OK. I'll give him a call. 18:45.858 --> 18:48.292 (PHONE RINGS) 18:49.161 --> 18:50.728 Oh, shit. 18:52.131 --> 18:53.698 Hey, Jim. 18:53.700 --> 18:55.166 Why are you whispering? 18:55.168 --> 18:56.767 'Cause I didn't want to... 18:58.403 --> 19:00.905 It's alright, Katie! I'm actually in! 19:00.907 --> 19:03.207 Sorry about that. Mix-up. 19:03.209 --> 19:05.710 -There you are! -Yeah, yeah. 19:05.712 --> 19:07.478 -Well! -Is everything OK? 19:07.480 --> 19:09.480 -Spoke to Canberra. -How'd they take it? 19:09.482 --> 19:11.716 -It's a big step. -It's the right step. 19:11.718 --> 19:13.751 Admit this was a mistake, eat a shit sandwich 19:13.753 --> 19:15.253 and save the nation billions. 19:15.255 --> 19:17.622 They actually preferred your other option. 19:17.624 --> 19:19.023 There was no other option. 19:19.025 --> 19:21.526 "To be viable, the Ord River Scheme would need 19:21.528 --> 19:23.794 "four times the amount of irrigated land, 19:23.796 --> 19:26.164 "an unprecedented upgrade, economies of scale, 19:26.166 --> 19:28.432 "subsidies, grants, tax breaks." 19:28.434 --> 19:30.434 -I didn't write that. -Yes, you did. It's right there. 19:30.436 --> 19:32.003 Yeah, but I didn't suggest it. 19:32.005 --> 19:33.571 I was building a case for the negative. 19:33.573 --> 19:36.274 "Four times", "unprecedented upgrade", "economies of scale"? 19:36.276 --> 19:37.775 I went through two highlighter pens! 19:37.777 --> 19:40.077 But they're suggestions against the proposition. 19:40.079 --> 19:42.113 -Against? -Yes. -Did you ever do debating? -Jim! 19:42.115 --> 19:45.349 -The PM has said yes. -Oh, no. 19:45.351 --> 19:47.318 He's willing to quadruple the whole enchilada. 19:47.320 --> 19:49.287 Everyone was in a panic over this thing. 19:49.289 --> 19:51.155 But when Cabinet saw your proposal... 19:51.157 --> 19:53.424 -It's gone to Cabinet? -Fastest passage since I've been there. 19:53.426 --> 19:55.259 They practically applauded. 19:55.261 --> 19:56.961 Now give me your speech about not achieving anything. 19:56.963 --> 20:00.665 Keep this up, we could have a crack at that thing. 20:00.667 --> 20:02.366 VOICEOVER: ..when 'know' is just 20:02.368 --> 20:04.368 the first syllable in 'knowledge', 20:04.370 --> 20:07.572 when dreams break free of their foundations. 20:07.574 --> 20:10.241 Welcome home. 20:14.546 --> 20:18.516 -Yeah. I'm a little worried. -I'm a little confused. 20:18.518 --> 20:20.685 I think Karsten might have gone too high-concept with this. 20:20.687 --> 20:22.553 What happened to all the interviews? 20:22.555 --> 20:24.689 They didn't work. Everyone was too vague about what they do. 20:24.691 --> 20:26.257 And that's supposed to clarify things? 20:26.259 --> 20:28.392 -We need to start again. -Or stop. 20:28.394 --> 20:30.795 Can't stop now. I've spoken to the media unit. 20:30.797 --> 20:33.564 They've got an idea, apparently. So... 20:33.566 --> 20:36.367 Get Katie to pop that out, get it back to me? Thanks, darling. 20:39.838 --> 20:42.573 Tony? Are you OK, Tony? 20:42.575 --> 20:44.141 Go away! 20:45.611 --> 20:48.279 -Not now? -I don't think so. 20:48.281 --> 20:51.048 JIM: That's great news. Absolutely. 20:51.050 --> 20:52.683 Keep me in the loop. Cheers. 20:52.685 --> 20:55.553 Minister for Regional Development. 20:55.555 --> 20:59.457 They've given us major project status. 20:59.459 --> 21:00.625 Oh, God. 21:00.627 --> 21:02.660 They've set up a cross-agency task force... 21:02.662 --> 21:04.762 -We're making a massive mistake. -What do you mean? 21:04.764 --> 21:06.764 Thanks to you, we've dodged a bullet. 21:06.766 --> 21:09.433 This scheme has no chance of working. Every report says so. 21:09.435 --> 21:12.270 (GROANS) Don't let science stand in the way of a good idea. 21:12.272 --> 21:14.105 Even the CSIRO are down on this. 21:14.107 --> 21:16.607 Yeah, they won't win the PM's Award next year, will they? 21:16.609 --> 21:18.609 Can we just forget about awards? 21:18.611 --> 21:20.378 OK, but focus on the positives. 21:20.380 --> 21:22.446 We've billions of starving people right now. 21:22.448 --> 21:25.283 -How is that a positive? -We're building a food bowl. 21:25.285 --> 21:27.418 It's like that song. 21:27.420 --> 21:31.389 You know, "Feed the world. Let them know it's...party time." 21:31.391 --> 21:34.492 -'Christmas time'. -Are you sure? -Yes. 21:35.661 --> 21:37.395 -Nat? -Yep? 21:37.397 --> 21:39.330 -Did you wanna speak with Lindsay? -Who's Lindsay? 21:39.332 --> 21:41.632 -Building manager. -Tell him I'm in a meeting. 21:41.634 --> 21:43.367 Uh, she's in a meeting. 21:43.369 --> 21:45.936 Sorry, Lindsay! I was thinking of another... 21:45.938 --> 21:47.805 Uh, what's up? 21:47.807 --> 21:49.974 I just got your email about the smoke detectors. 21:49.976 --> 21:53.577 -What about them? -You want them disabled on the 15th. 21:53.579 --> 21:55.479 -Who's requested that? -Not sure. 21:55.481 --> 21:59.517 Something about an anniversary party, open flames. 21:59.519 --> 22:02.219 Yeah, can I just check on that and get back to you? 22:02.221 --> 22:05.356 -Yeah, no worries. -Great. Thanks, Lindsay. 22:05.358 --> 22:07.291 It's so they don't accidentally go off. 22:07.293 --> 22:09.060 Why would our smoke detectors go off? 22:09.062 --> 22:10.728 From the flames, from the chilli cart. 22:10.730 --> 22:13.097 -The what? -To cook the Mexican food for the party. 22:13.099 --> 22:15.366 It's going to cost thousands of dollars. 22:15.368 --> 22:17.268 No, the food's really cheap! It's the margaritas... 22:17.270 --> 22:18.736 Not the food. The fire alarms. 22:18.738 --> 22:20.771 And according to this, we're going to have to pay 22:20.773 --> 22:23.507 to have two members of the fire brigade to be here all night. 22:23.509 --> 22:25.276 Do you think they'd mind wearing sombreros? 22:25.278 --> 22:26.677 You know what? I don't care. 22:26.679 --> 22:28.412 I just wanna get back to this road. 22:28.414 --> 22:31.582 -What did the Perth team say? -Uh... 22:31.584 --> 22:33.517 You said you were gonna call them. 22:33.519 --> 22:35.186 -We had an issue with the party. -Katie... 22:35.188 --> 22:36.787 She had to change mariachi bands! 22:36.789 --> 22:38.789 JIM: Look, I'm not saying there aren't a few negatives. 22:38.791 --> 22:41.192 Negatives? Massive cost. Logistical nightmares. 22:41.194 --> 22:44.228 Environmental issues. There's no business model to speak of. 22:44.230 --> 22:45.763 -But what about all the pluses? -What pluses? 22:45.765 --> 22:47.865 We don't get accused of backflipping, 22:47.867 --> 22:50.901 there's the launch, there's the announceables at ASEAN and APEC. 22:50.903 --> 22:52.570 So it's pretty much "Rrr." 22:52.572 --> 22:54.472 Yeah, I think it's a little more "Rrr!" 22:54.474 --> 22:57.441 -Which is the good hand? -The... 22:57.443 --> 22:59.777 If we go through with this, we're gonna be stuck with 22:59.779 --> 23:01.846 another white elephant for another 50 years. 23:01.848 --> 23:04.849 But we've got an election in three, so - rrr! - evens out. 23:04.851 --> 23:06.250 Yeah, well, I don't know. 23:06.252 --> 23:07.651 And before you go, Tony, 23:07.653 --> 23:09.320 there's something else I have to tell you. 23:09.322 --> 23:11.422 Um, there might be a few changes. 23:11.424 --> 23:13.023 -With the Authority? -Yeah. 23:13.025 --> 23:15.126 I just wanted to give you a heads-up. 23:15.128 --> 23:17.728 Can't say I didn't see it coming. 23:17.730 --> 23:20.498 I can't tell you too much right now, but...yep. 23:20.500 --> 23:22.099 Well, thanks for letting me know. 23:22.101 --> 23:23.501 Yeah, no worries. 23:23.503 --> 23:26.137 -Are you sure it's 'Christmas time'? -Yes. 23:26.139 --> 23:28.172 -What sort of changes? -He didn't say. 23:28.174 --> 23:29.573 But he gets the feeling 23:29.575 --> 23:31.442 Canberra are planning a bit of a shake-up. 23:31.444 --> 23:33.010 They're just sick of all the confusion 23:33.012 --> 23:34.578 over projects and agencies and... 23:34.580 --> 23:36.213 Can't blame them. 23:36.215 --> 23:37.815 Yeah, they just wanna streamline things a little. 23:37.817 --> 23:39.750 -We're gone. -I wouldn't be surprised. 23:39.752 --> 23:43.320 Given our lack of achievements. 23:43.322 --> 23:45.389 We have managed to finish one thing. 23:45.391 --> 23:47.191 -What's that? -Rhonda's video. 23:47.193 --> 23:49.360 -I thought that was a disaster. -Uh, second video. 23:49.362 --> 23:52.062 So we've managed to complete two promotional DVDs, 23:52.064 --> 23:53.631 but no project. 23:53.633 --> 23:54.632 Yep. 23:56.701 --> 23:58.269 It says it all. 23:59.137 --> 24:00.805 The job's not over yet. 24:00.807 --> 24:05.009 A big country calls for big dreams, big vision, 24:05.011 --> 24:08.312 for our future, their future. 24:08.314 --> 24:10.881 When it comes to planning for a better tomorrow, 24:10.883 --> 24:12.483 we're in safe hands, 24:12.485 --> 24:17.354 because together, we are Nation Building Australia. 24:17.356 --> 24:19.657 Wow. Wow. 24:21.426 --> 24:22.927 Yeah. 24:22.929 --> 24:24.628 Well? What did you think? 24:24.630 --> 24:26.464 It's an amazing series of projects 24:26.466 --> 24:28.265 we've had nothing to do with. 24:28.267 --> 24:29.834 -I love it! -Come on, everyone! 24:29.836 --> 24:31.635 The margarita bar is open! 24:31.637 --> 24:35.072 (ALL CHEER) 24:35.074 --> 24:39.143 I'd like to see the CSIRO party like this. 24:39.145 --> 24:41.846 You know what? I reckon that could go viral. 24:41.848 --> 24:45.282 Screened it in Canberra last night. PM had tears. 24:45.284 --> 24:47.218 Treasurer choked up. 24:47.220 --> 24:49.220 Haven't seen him that emotional since Budget Estimates. 24:49.222 --> 24:50.988 -(MARIACHI BAND PLAYS) -You ready, guys? 24:50.990 --> 24:53.757 (PEOPLE CHEER) 24:58.129 --> 25:01.165 (PEOPLE SING) ♪ La cucaracha, la cucaracha 25:01.167 --> 25:03.267 ♪ Da-da-dee da-da-da-da 25:03.269 --> 25:06.136 (BAND CONTINUES) ♪ Porque no tiene, porque le falta 25:06.138 --> 25:08.772 ♪ La patita de atras 25:08.774 --> 25:11.308 ♪ La cucaracha, la cucaracha 25:11.310 --> 25:13.377 ♪ Ya no puede caminar 25:13.379 --> 25:16.347 ♪ Porque no tiene, porque le falta 25:16.349 --> 25:18.415 ♪ La patita de atras... ♪ 25:18.417 --> 25:21.519 -(PEOPLE CHEER) -(BAND CONTINUES PLAYING) 25:31.429 --> 25:33.697 Do you reckon they know any other tunes? 25:33.699 --> 25:35.366 I doubt it. 25:36.668 --> 25:39.169 Well, to our first anniversary. 25:39.171 --> 25:41.872 Yeah. The first anniversary. 25:41.874 --> 25:44.408 Guys? Guys. Come and have a go at the piñata. 25:44.410 --> 25:46.610 -What happened to the club? -Broke. Made of sandalwood. 25:46.612 --> 25:48.812 -We'll be there in a second. -You can still stab it. 25:48.814 --> 25:51.081 -It's actually more effective. -TONY: Oh, OK! We'll be there. 25:51.083 --> 25:52.516 We... Oh-ee. 25:52.518 --> 25:55.019 Uh, can I grab you for a word? 25:55.021 --> 25:56.687 -Now? -Yeah. And you too, Nat. 25:56.689 --> 25:59.857 (SINGS) ♪ La cucaracha, la cucaracha 25:59.859 --> 26:02.159 ♪ Na-na-na-na na-na-na 26:02.161 --> 26:05.229 ♪ La cucaracha, la cucaracha... ♪ 26:05.231 --> 26:08.532 Well, just had it confirmed. Did Tony mention? 26:08.534 --> 26:12.036 I gave her a heads-up. So go on. Put us out of our misery. 26:12.038 --> 26:14.572 -Are we being closed down? -Yep. 26:14.574 --> 26:16.674 Look, I totally understand. I mean, this, it's... 26:16.676 --> 26:19.310 Hey, hey, I haven't finished yet. 26:19.312 --> 26:21.612 They don't want a Nation Building Authority 26:21.614 --> 26:23.047 as it currently is. 26:23.049 --> 26:26.083 They wanna make you a whole department. 26:26.085 --> 26:28.752 -A department? -Yep. 26:28.754 --> 26:31.455 -Permanent? -Massively expand this place. 26:31.457 --> 26:33.457 Roll it out in every capital city. 26:33.459 --> 26:36.327 He wants you to keep doing what you're doing 26:36.329 --> 26:37.895 but on a much larger scale. 26:37.897 --> 26:39.630 Jim, we haven't built anything. 26:39.632 --> 26:42.900 But it's been such a success in every other way. 26:42.902 --> 26:44.635 Wow. 26:44.637 --> 26:48.339 The Department of Nation Building and Infrastructure, 26:48.341 --> 26:50.541 answerable to the PM. 26:50.543 --> 26:53.077 You'll have to change your logo, of course, but... 26:53.945 --> 26:55.346 KATIE: Here they are! 26:55.348 --> 26:56.914 -Happy anniversary. -Thanks. 26:56.916 --> 26:59.883 (BAND PLAYS 'LA CUCARACHA') 26:59.885 --> 27:01.452 How good's this? 27:12.697 --> 27:14.531 There you go. I reckon that's done it. 27:14.533 --> 27:15.766 Yep. That's good. 27:15.768 --> 27:17.635 -That's great! -Sorry it took a little longer. 27:17.637 --> 27:19.236 No, no, that's fine. 27:19.238 --> 27:21.905 If it's a job worth doing, it's worth doing right, isn't it? 27:21.907 --> 27:23.674 -Don't you reckon? -TONY: Sure. 27:23.676 --> 27:26.043 -What do you guys do? -Oh, we sort of plan stuff. 27:26.045 --> 27:28.178 Oh, well, we do a little bit more than that! 27:28.180 --> 27:29.780 Yeah? What kind of stuff? 27:29.782 --> 27:31.048 Oh, well, at the moment, 27:31.050 --> 27:32.449 it's mostly planning stuff. 27:32.451 --> 27:34.251 We just got nominated for an award. 27:34.253 --> 27:36.153 Really? What for? 27:36.155 --> 27:38.422 An integrated urban renewal program. 27:38.424 --> 27:39.990 Oh! How's that going? 27:39.992 --> 27:42.126 Uh, well, it hasn't... It's... 27:42.994 --> 27:44.795 In the planning phase. 27:44.797 --> 27:46.463 Oh, yeah. Who's it for? 27:46.465 --> 27:47.865 Not decid... 27:47.867 --> 27:48.832 A short list of two cities. 27:48.834 --> 27:50.401 Yeah, yeah? When? 27:50.403 --> 27:53.937 No time frames locked in...now, 27:53.939 --> 27:56.573 but it's creeping up on it. 27:56.575 --> 27:59.510 (BAND CONTINUES) ♪ La patita de atras 27:59.512 --> 28:02.012 ♪ La cucaracha, la cucaracha 28:02.014 --> 28:04.248 ♪ Ya no puede caminar 28:04.250 --> 28:06.984 ♪ Porque no tiene, porque le falta... ♪ 28:06.986 --> 28:09.987 (SONG ENDS) 28:09.989 --> 28:13.090 (PEOPLE CHEER AND APPLAUD)