WEBVTT 00:00.767 --> 00:02.434 SONG: ♪ Volare... ♪ 00:02.436 --> 00:03.836 MAN: ..nation-building project... 00:03.838 --> 00:06.038 KEVIN RUDD: ..new infrastructure of the 21st century. 00:06.040 --> 00:08.807 WOMAN: If there is a buzzword in this Budget, it's 'nation-building'. 00:08.809 --> 00:10.676 ANTHONY ALBANESE: Major infrastructure projects right around the country. 00:10.678 --> 00:12.845 MAN 2: Real projects, real money. 00:12.847 --> 00:15.781 MAN 3: A transformational vision for the infrastructure of the 21st century. 00:15.783 --> 00:18.250 TONY ABBOTT: I want to be known as the infrastructure prime minister. 00:18.252 --> 00:20.019 -Nation-building... -Nation-building for recovery. 00:20.021 --> 00:22.021 -..nation-building program... -..nation-building... 00:22.023 --> 00:23.822 -Nation-building. -Nation-building. 00:23.824 --> 00:26.291 SONG: ♪ We can sing in the glow of... ♪ 00:26.293 --> 00:28.127 -So have you hit 'restart'? -Yes, yes. 00:28.129 --> 00:29.728 And now it's asking me for something 00:29.730 --> 00:31.497 called a keychain access password. 00:31.499 --> 00:33.332 Oh, it shouldn't be doing that. 00:33.334 --> 00:35.834 But it is, and I need to send an email. 00:35.836 --> 00:40.839 Oh, OK. Try 'ABCD1234'. 00:40.841 --> 00:42.808 -Nup. -Oh, OK. 00:42.810 --> 00:44.476 Try, um, 00:44.478 --> 00:52.317 'A1B2C3D4E5G6F7...' 00:52.319 --> 00:54.019 I just wrote an email to Stuart. 00:54.021 --> 00:55.788 Can you take the whole computer to him 00:55.790 --> 00:57.289 and get him to read it there? 00:57.291 --> 00:59.591 Should he reply on his computer and I'll bring it back? 00:59.593 --> 01:02.494 -What? -Guess he could reply on your computer. 01:02.496 --> 01:04.096 -Both. OK. -OK. 01:04.098 --> 01:06.698 And can we put a hold on any IT upgrades for a while? 01:06.700 --> 01:08.801 -OK! -Thank you. What am I signing? 01:08.803 --> 01:10.836 It's for Andrea. It's for her going-away. 01:10.838 --> 01:12.638 -Andrea? -From downstairs. 01:12.640 --> 01:15.074 -She left a month ago. -She's coming back for her card. 01:15.076 --> 01:18.343 -Oh, and this just arrived. -Is that gonna ruin my day? 01:18.345 --> 01:20.179 -I don't know. -What is it? 01:20.181 --> 01:22.848 -It's the species audit. -What's that? 01:22.850 --> 01:25.818 It's an audit on species 01:25.820 --> 01:28.654 on the site for the container terminal thingy. 01:28.656 --> 01:30.722 -What species? Who ordered that? -I think it was Steven. 01:30.724 --> 01:32.691 -Who's Steven? -He's taken over from Andrea. 01:32.693 --> 01:35.327 -Why are we auditing species? -Do you want me to get him... 01:35.329 --> 01:36.328 No, no! 01:36.330 --> 01:37.696 Katie... 01:37.698 --> 01:40.365 -Want me to take a look at it? -Yes, please. 01:40.367 --> 01:42.401 -Pretty busy. -Yeah, just a paragraph. 01:42.403 --> 01:45.537 OK, but don't blame me if I leave out anything important. 01:45.539 --> 01:48.073 -OK. -Remember what happened last time. 01:48.075 --> 01:51.110 -It was pretty important. -Nobody died! 01:52.479 --> 01:54.179 -AMY: Morning! -Morning. 01:54.181 --> 01:56.148 Oh, Nat, have you got five minutes for Rhonda? 01:56.150 --> 01:58.283 -No. -I don't think I can stop her. 01:58.285 --> 02:00.385 -Is she in the building? -On her way. 02:00.387 --> 02:02.354 -She wants a heads-up. -What? 02:02.356 --> 02:04.790 Like a round table for a brainshower. 02:04.792 --> 02:08.760 -Has she been to a conference? -Yes, I think she has. 02:12.832 --> 02:15.367 So that would mean a doubling of capacity's projected outcome, 02:15.369 --> 02:18.170 so a pretty big result for a communications strategy... 02:18.172 --> 02:20.139 And what does the port do? 02:20.141 --> 02:21.673 -Container terminal? -Container terminal. Yes. 02:21.675 --> 02:23.709 It unloads and loads containers at a terminal. 02:23.711 --> 02:26.411 -I need you to send me all this. -I sent all that through. 02:26.413 --> 02:29.314 Again, please. Right, on to more important matters. 02:29.316 --> 02:31.083 I think a $2 billion terminal's pretty important... 02:31.085 --> 02:33.352 We need to look at our online strategy. 02:33.354 --> 02:35.053 -For this? -For everything. 02:35.055 --> 02:37.689 Where are we heading in the digital space? 02:39.192 --> 02:41.193 I might just leave this with Nat, actually. 02:41.195 --> 02:43.328 I think we all need to be in the loop. 02:43.330 --> 02:45.664 Yeah, keep me in the loop. Absolutely. Keep me in the loop. 02:45.666 --> 02:48.734 I've just got a couple of things to jump on, then I'll re-loop. 02:48.736 --> 02:51.303 Website. 02:51.305 --> 02:53.605 -What about it? -Complete overhaul. 02:53.607 --> 02:55.507 -What's wrong with it? -It's... I'll show you. 02:55.509 --> 02:57.609 It's the... Why is it not... 02:57.611 --> 02:59.845 'A1B2C3...' 02:59.847 --> 03:02.181 It's dull, lifeless. 03:02.183 --> 03:04.016 It looks like a government website. 03:04.018 --> 03:05.651 It is a government website. 03:05.653 --> 03:07.419 When people clock on to a website, 03:07.421 --> 03:09.154 they wanna be taken on a journey. 03:09.156 --> 03:11.056 Sometimes they just want a phone number. 03:11.058 --> 03:13.158 But it could be so much more than that! 03:13.160 --> 03:14.826 I was at a conference last week, 03:14.828 --> 03:17.329 'Stakeholder Engagement in the Digital Age'. 03:17.331 --> 03:18.764 Wow. 03:18.766 --> 03:20.699 When you look at what other organisations are achieving 03:20.701 --> 03:23.368 in terms of traffic, unique hits, bounce rates... 03:23.370 --> 03:25.237 -Bounce rates. -You don't know what that means. 03:25.239 --> 03:26.905 Neither did I. Good point. 03:26.907 --> 03:29.274 Just goes to show how far behind the curve we all are. 03:29.276 --> 03:33.312 -Sorry. Nat, I've got a Tracy. -Who? 03:33.314 --> 03:35.447 -Or Stacy. -I don't know a Stacy. 03:35.449 --> 03:37.182 Something about channel deepening. 03:37.184 --> 03:38.817 -Stephanie? -Yes. 03:38.819 --> 03:41.086 -I need to take this. -No. We haven't finished. 03:41.088 --> 03:44.423 I've got a dredging barge that's about to set sail from Holland. 03:46.125 --> 03:47.926 AMY: I'll get Stacy to call back. 03:47.928 --> 03:49.528 Stephanie! Five minutes. 03:49.530 --> 03:51.363 Half an hour! She'll call her back. 03:51.365 --> 03:54.733 -Thank you. -OK. 03:54.735 --> 03:58.103 This is just flora. They haven't completed the fauna audit. 03:58.105 --> 04:00.439 -What are they? -Emails. 04:00.441 --> 04:03.408 That one's from Stuart, and he cc'd Katie in that. 04:03.410 --> 04:05.110 Why have I got all three computers? 04:05.112 --> 04:07.279 In case you wanted to cc them back. 04:07.281 --> 04:09.114 OK. 04:10.483 --> 04:12.884 Flora and faun... Which is the animals? 04:12.886 --> 04:14.553 -Fauna. -This is flora? 04:14.555 --> 04:16.855 -Why is it so thick? -They've discovered a grass. 04:16.857 --> 04:20.559 -Oh, you're kidding me. -Agrostis adamsoni. 04:20.561 --> 04:23.795 -Oh, it's got a Latin name! -Perennial remnant ground cover. 04:23.797 --> 04:26.131 -What's 'perennial' mean? -Don't know. 04:26.133 --> 04:27.666 -What's 'remnant' mean? -Not sure. 04:27.668 --> 04:29.901 But I think that 'ground cover' is when it covers... 04:29.903 --> 04:32.037 -Kinda worked that one out. -It's listed as vulnerable. 04:32.039 --> 04:33.639 That can't be good. Where's Nat? 04:33.641 --> 04:35.507 -Still with Rhonda. -Where's Scott? 04:35.509 --> 04:36.975 -Rhonda. -Hugh? 04:36.977 --> 04:38.644 Helping Amy deliver emails. 04:38.646 --> 04:41.446 Can you get him back here, please? OK. 04:41.448 --> 04:43.649 Oh, and do you want me to look up 'perennial'? 04:43.651 --> 04:45.484 -Yes, please. -OK. 04:45.486 --> 04:47.419 KATIE: Hugh! 04:52.692 --> 04:54.426 You look confused. 04:54.428 --> 04:57.095 I still don't see what's wrong with our current site. 04:57.097 --> 04:59.231 Really? Where's the interactivity? 04:59.233 --> 05:02.701 The multimedia content? The real-time updates? 05:02.703 --> 05:04.336 -What are we updating? -Over to you. 05:04.338 --> 05:06.338 I suggest our projects, everything we're doing. 05:06.340 --> 05:08.940 But a lot of our projects are still in the pipeline. 05:08.942 --> 05:10.809 -Love it. -Love what? 05:10.811 --> 05:15.747 The Pipeline. That is what we are calling the new website. 05:15.749 --> 05:18.817 -Rhonda, I wouldn't text it yet. -And done. 05:18.819 --> 05:21.320 Now, we need to be driving traffic, 05:21.322 --> 05:23.955 getting hits, unique page views, clickbait. 05:23.957 --> 05:25.557 -Bounce rates? -That's the one. 05:25.559 --> 05:27.559 Shouldn't we wait till we've actually built something? 05:27.561 --> 05:29.494 -We're about to build a website. -Exactly. 05:29.496 --> 05:32.731 So let's get the conversation started. 05:32.733 --> 05:34.533 -With who? -Stakeholders. 05:34.535 --> 05:36.368 Let 'em know everything we're doing, 05:36.370 --> 05:38.203 what we're building, dredging, 05:38.205 --> 05:40.539 what you told me about before with the... 05:40.541 --> 05:43.175 -Container terminal? -The containers, the terminals. 05:43.177 --> 05:45.610 The barge from Holland and Stacy... 05:45.612 --> 05:47.379 -Stephanie. -..and everything. 05:47.381 --> 05:49.981 -Put it all in the pipeline. -Yes! Now we're away. 05:49.983 --> 05:51.650 TONY: OK, so the answer's yes, 05:51.652 --> 05:54.086 but if I wanna cc everyone else with that email... 05:54.088 --> 05:56.988 I'll type 'yes' onto each and then get Amy to distribute them. 05:56.990 --> 05:59.458 OK, but... (SIGHS) We need that email. 05:59.460 --> 06:01.259 -Hey! -Hey. How's it going? 06:01.261 --> 06:03.362 -Good, yeah. -Yeah. Just wondering. 06:03.364 --> 06:05.397 How are we looking with the new port? 06:05.399 --> 06:08.100 -Container terminal. -That's the one. Yeah, all good? 06:08.102 --> 06:09.868 Yep. I sent you a... update last week. 06:09.870 --> 06:12.437 Oh, yeah, it had a lot of attachments... 06:12.439 --> 06:15.006 What's a Dropbox? I... 06:15.008 --> 06:16.675 It's fine. Yeah, all looking good. 06:16.677 --> 06:18.977 OK. Wow. This is, uh... this is impressive. 06:18.979 --> 06:20.879 -Yeah. -When do we start digging? 06:20.881 --> 06:22.481 -Dredging. -Dredging. 06:22.483 --> 06:24.082 This is just a preliminary sketch, a schematic 06:24.084 --> 06:26.718 of how the railway line's gonna come in and go along... 06:26.720 --> 06:28.520 Can I take this upstairs? 06:28.522 --> 06:30.355 Not locked in yet. Commercial and confidence. 06:30.357 --> 06:32.524 Just to give them a sense of where we're heading, 06:32.526 --> 06:34.493 let people know that we're making some progress. 06:34.495 --> 06:36.328 Yeah, I'd just keep a lid on that. 06:36.330 --> 06:38.196 -There could be a minor issue. -Is it budget? 06:38.198 --> 06:41.099 -If it is, add another zero. -Environmental. 06:41.101 --> 06:43.835 -Ugh! Ohh! -Probably nothing. 06:43.837 --> 06:46.138 Someone just commissioned a species audit for the site. 06:46.140 --> 06:47.806 Is this the Leadbeater's possum again? 06:47.808 --> 06:49.775 Because we've got a wind farm at the moment, 06:49.777 --> 06:51.543 and we're trying to get the little buggers 06:51.545 --> 06:53.645 to live inside the pylons, and it's just a nightmare. 06:53.647 --> 06:56.081 -No, this is flora. -Which are the animals? 06:56.083 --> 06:57.983 -Fauna. -Oh, dodged a bullet there. 06:57.985 --> 07:00.519 Yeah, but there's this grass here on the site. 07:00.521 --> 07:02.287 Gra... What does it do? 07:02.289 --> 07:04.723 -We don't know yet. -You've got it under control? 07:04.725 --> 07:07.759 Yeah, yeah. I'd just keep a lid on any big statements till we... 07:07.761 --> 07:09.394 -Yeah, absolutely, absolutely! -Yeah, OK. OK. 07:09.396 --> 07:11.263 Let me know if you need any heads kicked. 07:11.265 --> 07:14.032 -Will do. -In fact, just while... 07:14.034 --> 07:17.836 -I might just... -Yeah, I... 07:17.838 --> 07:19.438 -(CAMERA CLICKS) -There we go. 07:19.440 --> 07:21.440 -Just the one, just the one. -It's just... Yeah. 07:21.442 --> 07:24.409 -They'll love this. -Just, it's commercial and... 07:24.411 --> 07:26.645 Oh, wow. Nat! 07:26.647 --> 07:29.214 -Yep. -Nat. Come check this out. 07:29.216 --> 07:30.982 What? Can't you just send it to me? 07:30.984 --> 07:32.517 No, you have to see it. 07:32.519 --> 07:36.087 -What is it? -A website. How cool is that? 07:36.089 --> 07:37.689 It's a Danish furniture company. 07:37.691 --> 07:39.624 But I love the way the images swell when... 07:39.626 --> 07:42.093 We've got three major projects due to complete. 07:42.095 --> 07:44.529 Yep, the container terminal, the website... 07:44.531 --> 07:46.965 -The website's not one of them. -Rhonda wanted us to come up... 07:46.967 --> 07:49.668 Forget Rhonda! I didn't understand a word she said. 07:49.670 --> 07:51.670 Maybe we should go to one of those conferences. 07:51.672 --> 07:54.473 No, maybe we should get back to what we're supposed to be doing. 07:54.475 --> 07:56.708 -Which is not the website? -Not the website. 07:58.411 --> 08:00.011 Hm. 08:00.013 --> 08:02.347 Those Danish sure know how to make furniture. 08:04.484 --> 08:06.785 -That's it? That? -Yes. Yep. 08:06.787 --> 08:08.453 You sure it's not a weed? 08:08.455 --> 08:10.522 Like, the original died and that grew in its place? 08:10.524 --> 08:12.958 No, that's it, Agrostis adamsoni. 08:12.960 --> 08:14.793 Grass. Don't get fooled by Latin names. 08:14.795 --> 08:17.229 -What's special about it? -Well, it's a perennial. 08:17.231 --> 08:19.030 -And? -And remnant. 08:19.032 --> 08:20.632 And? 08:20.634 --> 08:22.567 Vulnerable. 08:22.569 --> 08:24.769 -Where is it? -Just in the red here. 08:24.771 --> 08:27.806 There's a section here and here. 08:27.808 --> 08:30.609 -That's all? -I think so. 08:31.944 --> 08:33.979 We're seriously gonna let two patches of grass... 08:33.981 --> 08:35.814 -Remnant ground cover. -Grass! 08:35.816 --> 08:38.350 ..hold up a multi-billion-dollar nation-building dream? 08:38.352 --> 08:40.418 Yep. 08:40.420 --> 08:42.487 -Oh, well, let's move it. -I don't think you can. 08:42.489 --> 08:44.489 -It's not a redwood. -Maybe we could build around it. 08:44.491 --> 08:46.658 It's right in the middle of the construction site! 08:46.660 --> 08:48.326 Seriously, I need some options, 08:48.328 --> 08:50.529 and right now, one of them's Jim's Mowing. 08:50.531 --> 08:52.697 The report recommends we leave it in situ. 08:52.699 --> 08:55.433 -I warned you about Latin names. -I don't think we can move it. 08:55.435 --> 08:57.469 -Who wrote this report? -Um... 08:57.471 --> 08:59.771 -Should we get him in? -Yeah, yeah, let's get him in. 08:59.773 --> 09:01.606 OK. 09:01.608 --> 09:03.375 Do I need to water this? 09:12.818 --> 09:14.619 -Rhonda. -Karsten. 09:14.621 --> 09:16.588 -Good to see you. -Good to see you. 09:16.590 --> 09:18.390 Thanks for coming along. Take a seat. 09:18.392 --> 09:21.793 Make yourselves very much at home. 09:21.795 --> 09:23.228 Everyone right for drinks? 09:23.230 --> 09:24.863 These are all preliminary designs. 09:24.865 --> 09:26.998 -Is that right, Karsten? -Very much first impressions. 09:27.000 --> 09:28.633 Very exciting. 09:28.635 --> 09:31.403 When you think of the Nation Building Authority, 09:31.405 --> 09:34.606 what is the first word that springs to mind? 09:34.608 --> 09:36.875 -Um, building. -KARSTEN: Second word. 09:36.877 --> 09:38.610 -Future. -Pipeline. 09:38.612 --> 09:42.414 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to your new home page. 09:42.416 --> 09:45.584 (BOOMING AND DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ON RECORDING) 09:51.891 --> 09:53.992 Love it. 09:55.628 --> 09:58.563 But in terms of traffic flow going away from the terminal, 09:58.565 --> 10:00.231 do we need to allow for 10:00.233 --> 10:01.633 additional parking after they've, um.... 10:01.635 --> 10:03.568 Just hang on a second, Phil. Yep? 10:03.570 --> 10:05.403 Two things. Andrea won't be in on Wednesday. 10:05.405 --> 10:07.272 -It's now Thursday. -Who's Andrea? 10:07.274 --> 10:09.874 -From downstairs, coming back to get her card. -OK. 10:09.876 --> 10:12.243 And you've got your meeting... about the grass. 10:12.245 --> 10:14.079 Oh, the guy that wrote the report. 10:14.081 --> 10:15.780 Sorry, Phil. I'm gonna have to go. 10:15.782 --> 10:18.049 I'll call you back in five. Yeah. Sorry about that. 10:18.051 --> 10:20.285 Better grab Hugh and... What's his name? 10:20.287 --> 10:22.053 -It's not a he. -What's her name? 10:22.055 --> 10:24.623 It's not a she. It's a them. 10:24.625 --> 10:26.658 (PEOPLE CHATTER LOWLY) 10:26.660 --> 10:28.727 Oh, flip me. 10:28.729 --> 10:30.261 Hello, everyone. 10:30.263 --> 10:32.030 -G'day. Kevin. -PEOPLE: Hi. 10:32.032 --> 10:33.698 Tony. Yeah, hi, all. Hi, all. 10:33.700 --> 10:35.600 Look, I don't want to take up everyone's time. 10:35.602 --> 10:37.435 Is it essential that you all be here? 10:37.437 --> 10:39.104 Well, it is a panel report, 10:39.106 --> 10:41.006 and it's important that everyone's on the same page. 10:41.008 --> 10:43.174 OK. Well, we're all here, so let's get started. 10:43.176 --> 10:45.443 Um... Oh, uhh... 10:45.445 --> 10:47.278 -KEVIN: Shuffle down, guys. -Yeah, shuffle down. Yeah. 10:47.280 --> 10:48.947 Hello. Pop in here. 10:48.949 --> 10:51.483 I was just gonna say, before we begin, I just want... 10:51.485 --> 10:53.318 -Yeah? Oh, another one. -Just shuffle down. 10:53.320 --> 10:55.520 Why don't you just pop straight here? Yeah. Yep. 10:55.522 --> 10:57.455 -Sorry, I'll just... -Make some room. 10:57.457 --> 10:59.924 -MAN: Suck it in. (CHUCKLES) -TONY: OK. Alright, we all... 10:59.926 --> 11:03.428 Before we begin, I thought we'd get a sense of who everyone is. 11:03.430 --> 11:06.231 Well, we're connected with the Department of Environment. 11:06.233 --> 11:08.566 But who's here specifically as the grass expert? 11:08.568 --> 11:11.403 I oversee our ground cover frameworks. 11:11.405 --> 11:15.173 -Yeah, and... -This is Graham, Ben, Lisa. 11:15.175 --> 11:17.976 And they handle species preservation protocols. 11:17.978 --> 11:20.779 Handy too. And, um...? 11:20.781 --> 11:22.747 -Oh, that's Alan. -Alan, you're from...? 11:22.749 --> 11:25.383 Alpine National Parks. 11:25.385 --> 11:28.286 Alpine? If it's not too rude, uh... 11:28.288 --> 11:29.854 -Alan. -Alan. Why are you here? 11:29.856 --> 11:32.257 -The river on your boundary. -Yeah, I saw that. 11:32.259 --> 11:34.092 Technically, part of its watershed 11:34.094 --> 11:35.760 includes an alpine national park. 11:35.762 --> 11:38.530 -600km away, though. -Shared catchment basin. 11:38.532 --> 11:42.500 Anything you do on-site could impact on the alpine area. 11:42.502 --> 11:44.669 Water still flows downhill, doesn't it, Kevin? 11:44.671 --> 11:46.805 Well, I think we should bring Brian in on this. 11:46.807 --> 11:49.407 -OK, yeah. Who's Brian? -ON SPEAKERPHONE: Right here. 11:49.409 --> 11:51.876 And apologies for not making it in this morning. 11:51.878 --> 11:54.546 This is very much just a mock-up. 11:54.548 --> 11:57.615 The full version will have 3-D graphics, gifs... 11:57.617 --> 11:59.651 Music. Tell 'em about the music. 11:59.653 --> 12:03.455 We are thinking of sonically branding each page. 12:03.457 --> 12:06.991 So, for example, 'About us'. 12:06.993 --> 12:10.361 (FUNKY MUSICAL FLOURISH PLAYS) 12:10.363 --> 12:12.230 -'Values'. -(ELECTRONIC BOOM) 12:12.232 --> 12:13.765 -Can I? -Go ahead. 12:13.767 --> 12:15.533 Sorry, Karsten, what's 'Get involved'? 12:15.535 --> 12:17.235 -It's this. -(UPBEAT HORN FLOURISH) 12:17.237 --> 12:18.770 No, what does it sound like? 12:18.772 --> 12:20.672 -What does it mean? -Means to get involved. 12:20.674 --> 12:22.507 -(HORN FLOURISH) -How? 12:22.509 --> 12:25.009 There's a range of ways we can engage with the stakeholders. 12:25.011 --> 12:26.678 -Such as? -Over to you. 12:26.680 --> 12:28.480 Karsten and I can't do everything. 12:28.482 --> 12:30.315 Why would we want people involved? 12:30.317 --> 12:32.317 Because we are generating interactivity. 12:32.319 --> 12:34.085 Listen, if we don't start a conversation 12:34.087 --> 12:35.787 and get people involved... 12:35.789 --> 12:37.388 -Do it again... -Listening. 12:37.390 --> 12:39.124 If we don't get people involved, 12:39.126 --> 12:41.326 we may as well go back to the old website. 12:41.328 --> 12:43.194 -Exactly. -Yes, exactly. 12:43.196 --> 12:45.230 Finally. The penny drops. Karsten. 12:45.232 --> 12:47.298 -OK, 'Projects'. -SCOTT: Ohh. 12:47.300 --> 12:49.000 -Rhonda... -Wait, wait. 12:49.002 --> 12:50.535 -Will that have sonic branding? -Oh, yes. 12:50.537 --> 12:52.637 Some of those are yet to be signed off on. 12:52.639 --> 12:54.339 Great. Let's get that out there. 12:54.341 --> 12:56.241 "This project approved. This project pending. 12:56.243 --> 12:58.409 "This project delivered on time, under budget." 12:58.411 --> 13:01.212 Let's start tweeting, hashtagging, crowdsourcing. 13:01.214 --> 13:03.581 -Get the pipeline flowing. -Thank you. 13:03.583 --> 13:05.583 -And... -Vlogs. 13:05.585 --> 13:09.554 We use self-generated audiovisual content 13:09.556 --> 13:11.289 and let the users get a genuine sense 13:11.291 --> 13:15.059 of what it's like to work here, at the NBA, 13:15.061 --> 13:19.330 to feel the heartbeat of nation-building. 13:19.332 --> 13:21.366 You wanna film the office? 13:21.368 --> 13:23.401 I do not. I want to video-blog it. 13:23.403 --> 13:25.236 To show the sort of people 13:25.238 --> 13:27.438 who are building our nation's future. 13:27.440 --> 13:30.475 -(ELECTRONIC BOOM) -Not sure about that one. 13:30.477 --> 13:34.179 -I like this one. -(FUNKY MUSICAL FLOURISH PLAYS) 13:35.114 --> 13:36.781 Bom-bom-bom-bom-wucka... 13:36.783 --> 13:39.350 If we're not careful here, there's a real danger 13:39.352 --> 13:41.953 some of these grasses could simply disappear. 13:41.955 --> 13:43.788 Make our job easier. (CHUCKLES) 13:44.957 --> 13:46.558 Joking, of course. 13:46.560 --> 13:48.760 I'd hate to see us lose anything remnant or, uh... 13:48.762 --> 13:50.161 -Perennial. -Perennial. 13:50.163 --> 13:51.796 This is a very vulnerable species. 13:51.798 --> 13:53.665 Yeah, I picked that up. 13:53.667 --> 13:56.034 But what are our options, Kevin, in terms of moving forward? 13:56.036 --> 13:57.702 I don't wanna speak for everyone, 13:57.704 --> 13:59.404 especially those people who aren't here... 13:59.406 --> 14:01.172 -Who's not here? -KEVIN: Well, there's... 14:01.174 --> 14:02.841 -Shall I note the apologies? -No, no, no. 14:02.843 --> 14:04.676 Let's keep going. We'll get the apologies later. 14:04.678 --> 14:06.611 The point is, I think we'd all be uncomfortable 14:06.613 --> 14:08.613 doing anything that compromised its habitat. 14:08.615 --> 14:10.081 Not in my backyard. 14:10.083 --> 14:11.749 Your backyard's in another time zone, Alan. 14:11.751 --> 14:13.418 I value your input. Thank you. 14:13.420 --> 14:15.353 But we're just struggling to make progress. 14:15.355 --> 14:17.856 Yeah. We are in a bit of a bind, aren't we? 14:17.858 --> 14:19.457 TONY: Yeah, seem to be. (CHUCKLES) 14:19.459 --> 14:21.292 Can you just excuse me for a minute? 14:21.294 --> 14:23.127 I just remembered something that I had to do. 14:23.129 --> 14:25.630 -Get the apologies now? -Yeah. Katie! 14:25.632 --> 14:27.632 Katie? What are you doing? 14:27.634 --> 14:29.133 -Muffins. -What? 14:29.135 --> 14:30.735 You've been in there such a long time. 14:30.737 --> 14:32.470 Yeah, I'm trying to starve them out. 14:32.472 --> 14:34.572 In two minutes, can you come and call me away? 14:34.574 --> 14:36.474 -What for? -I don't care. Make it look urgent. 14:36.476 --> 14:38.476 -Bring the muffins? -No! Turn off the heaters. 14:38.478 --> 14:41.412 -Try and freeze 'em out as well. -Where's the thermostat? 14:43.515 --> 14:45.283 Why did you say we had to leave? 14:45.285 --> 14:47.118 We've got more important things to worry about. 14:47.120 --> 14:50.188 -Karsten still had more menu... -Scott. What did I say to you? 14:50.190 --> 14:53.591 -Three big projects. -Thank you. 14:53.593 --> 14:56.227 -Is one the second airport? -Yes! 14:56.229 --> 14:58.496 Your basic problem is it's a dryland grass. 14:58.498 --> 15:02.066 You start building around it, you got run-off, pooling issues. 15:02.068 --> 15:05.603 Too much water can cause enormous damage. 15:05.605 --> 15:08.506 Again, solutions, though, Kevin. Could we drain the water? 15:08.508 --> 15:10.608 -Where would it go? -Into the river? 15:10.610 --> 15:13.111 Ooh, I wouldn't go putting water into a river. 15:13.113 --> 15:15.513 We might need to revisit what the role of a river is, 15:15.515 --> 15:17.282 'cause I thought it was for the transpor... 15:17.284 --> 15:19.117 -What's up? -Sorry to interrupt, everyone. 15:19.119 --> 15:22.020 -(PANTS) Tony, it's urgent. -What is? 15:22.022 --> 15:23.855 -Oh... -You stopped panting. 15:23.857 --> 15:25.456 -Oh... (PANTS) -What? 15:25.458 --> 15:27.258 -It's the, um... -That! 15:27.260 --> 15:29.294 -You know? -Yeah, yeah. OK, alright. 15:29.296 --> 15:32.096 Sorry, ladies and gentlemen, we might have to leave it there. 15:32.098 --> 15:33.698 Absolutely, mate. You run along. 15:33.700 --> 15:35.867 Thank you very much for your input. Very valuable. 15:35.869 --> 15:38.036 We'll keep you posted on... What are we doing? 15:38.038 --> 15:39.570 -Date for the next meeting. -Good thinking. 15:39.572 --> 15:41.606 No, it's not. Why would we have a next meeting? 15:41.608 --> 15:44.142 Well, presumably, we're gonna form a working party. 15:44.144 --> 15:46.144 -A what? -If it's alright with everyone. 15:46.146 --> 15:48.379 -Is it OK? Yeah, yeah? -(PEOPLE AGREE) 15:48.381 --> 15:50.248 Then it's decided. Don't let us hold you up. 15:50.250 --> 15:52.250 -We'll be in touch with the date. -Or dates. 15:52.252 --> 15:54.953 Dates! Yes. Alright. 15:54.955 --> 15:57.221 -Why were you puffing? -Trying to make it look urgent. 15:57.223 --> 15:59.123 How did we end up with a working party? 15:59.125 --> 16:00.758 -I don't know. -What's happening? 16:00.760 --> 16:04.195 -Trying to kill a grass. You? -I'm trying to kill a website. 16:04.197 --> 16:05.730 -What? -Don't ask. 16:05.732 --> 16:07.532 You know what, after they leave, email them all 16:07.534 --> 16:09.367 and explain we don't need any more meet... 16:09.369 --> 16:11.202 -There you are! -Yeah. 16:11.204 --> 16:13.004 -How'd the urgent matter go? -What? Oh, fine! 16:13.006 --> 16:14.906 -Yeah. Phew! -Yeah? 16:14.908 --> 16:16.607 Ooh, muffins! Who are they for? 16:16.609 --> 16:19.544 -You. -Excellent! We'll be back. 16:19.546 --> 16:21.346 (CHUCKLES) 16:21.348 --> 16:23.214 -Can I take these? -Yeah, pop 'em in. 16:23.216 --> 16:25.283 Sure. Muffins! 16:25.285 --> 16:27.752 -PEOPLE: Yeah! -No water! 16:38.030 --> 16:39.864 -Yellow or white? -You choose. 16:39.866 --> 16:42.100 -(STAMMERS) -White. Yeah, white. 16:42.102 --> 16:43.768 Why do I need a hard hat anyway? 16:43.770 --> 16:46.237 -It's mandatory for site visits. -We're visiting grass. 16:46.239 --> 16:48.239 I mean, the biggest danger's gonna be hay fever. 16:48.241 --> 16:49.941 Shall I get some antihistamines? 16:49.943 --> 16:51.776 No, Hugh. Why have I got a whistle? 16:51.778 --> 16:53.344 Fog? 16:53.346 --> 16:55.179 We're not going ocean racing. We're going... 16:55.181 --> 16:57.015 -Marni's agreed to meet us there. -Who's Marni? 16:57.017 --> 16:58.683 Our horticultural advisor. 16:58.685 --> 17:00.618 -She's an expert on Agrostis... -Yeah, grass. 17:00.620 --> 17:02.920 -You right for your meeting? -What? 17:02.922 --> 17:04.455 -The working party. -When? 17:04.457 --> 17:06.124 -Now. -When was that decided? 17:06.126 --> 17:08.092 Amy sent you an email - the black laptop. 17:08.094 --> 17:09.927 -Are they here now? -Mm-hm, in the foyer. 17:09.929 --> 17:12.764 Amy's looking for more chairs. Even Brian's able to make it. 17:12.766 --> 17:14.766 Could you tell them we've been called away urgently 17:14.768 --> 17:17.035 and they can meet without us, and don't pant. 17:17.037 --> 17:19.203 -Can we use your chair? -Sure. 17:19.205 --> 17:21.873 How are we gonna get out of here without them seeing us? 17:21.875 --> 17:23.508 We could use the stairs. 17:23.510 --> 17:26.177 I'm not gonna sneak out of my own office. 17:27.379 --> 17:29.514 Actually... 17:39.224 --> 17:42.160 -(CLATTERING) -Shh! That's pathetic. 17:42.162 --> 17:43.761 Should we go back up the stairs? 17:43.763 --> 17:45.596 No - I couldn't stand sitting through 17:45.598 --> 17:47.432 another meeting with those people. 17:47.434 --> 17:49.434 Let's just get to the site. Come on. 17:49.436 --> 17:51.035 (THUDDING) 17:51.037 --> 17:53.071 You're kidding me. You got a phone? 17:53.073 --> 17:55.139 -Uh, yep. -Can you call Katie? 17:55.141 --> 17:57.708 -Tell her to come outside. -No reception. 17:57.710 --> 17:59.877 Uh, no bars. 17:59.879 --> 18:02.380 What are we supposed to do now? 18:04.850 --> 18:07.118 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 18:07.953 --> 18:10.254 (FAINT WHISTLING) 18:12.891 --> 18:14.759 Is that a kettle? 18:18.997 --> 18:22.133 -This is not here? No? OK. -No. No. 18:24.069 --> 18:25.670 Is this the one? 18:25.672 --> 18:29.040 No, no, that's an exotic. And so's that. 18:29.042 --> 18:30.708 So who are the good guys? 18:30.710 --> 18:33.478 We try not to be prejudiced against any of the species. 18:33.480 --> 18:36.681 Now I'm afraid to move. Which is the one we're worried about? 18:36.683 --> 18:39.817 Oh, I think your colleague's standing on it. 18:39.819 --> 18:41.853 TONY: This? This is it? 18:41.855 --> 18:43.754 HUGH: Agrostis adamsoni. 18:43.756 --> 18:45.623 And what exactly is so important about it? 18:45.625 --> 18:47.291 What do you mean? 18:47.293 --> 18:49.160 Can you eat it, make baskets out of it? 18:49.162 --> 18:51.262 If you feed it to cows, do you get Wagyu beef? 18:51.264 --> 18:52.797 I don't know what the big deal is. 18:52.799 --> 18:55.500 Nat, Rhonda wants to know if you're free 18:55.502 --> 18:58.302 for a content update meeting this afternoon. 18:58.304 --> 19:00.872 -What? -For the pipeline? 19:00.874 --> 19:03.007 -No, not really. -It's at 2:00. 19:03.009 --> 19:06.310 -And, Scotty, these are for you. -What are they? 19:06.312 --> 19:08.513 A list of frequently asked questions for the website. 19:08.515 --> 19:10.548 She wants you to come up with some answers. 19:10.550 --> 19:13.584 I've got a question - why are we still wasting time on this? 19:13.586 --> 19:16.254 I think she just wants answers, not questions. 19:16.256 --> 19:18.556 Yeah, she's already supplied the questions. 19:18.558 --> 19:19.957 What is our purpose? 19:19.959 --> 19:21.659 Come back to that. 19:21.661 --> 19:24.295 What are our priorities? 19:24.297 --> 19:26.430 Pass. 19:27.666 --> 19:29.901 Who is the NBA answerable to? 19:29.903 --> 19:31.936 Oh... I did know that. 19:31.938 --> 19:33.738 Next. 19:33.740 --> 19:37.375 What is the process by which decisions are made? 19:37.377 --> 19:39.343 I'd delete that one. 19:39.345 --> 19:41.212 If a complaint or concern is made, what is... 19:41.214 --> 19:42.713 -And that one. -And that one. 19:42.715 --> 19:44.482 TONY: What exactly is so special about it? 19:44.484 --> 19:47.685 -There's not a lot of it left. -But no-one's gonna miss it. 19:47.687 --> 19:50.254 Worst-case scenario. Say someone spilt a bit of Roundup on it. 19:50.256 --> 19:51.856 I mean, what would be the problem? 19:51.858 --> 19:54.058 -Apart from criminal damage? -But say no-one saw me. 19:54.060 --> 19:55.560 I mean, them. The poison people. 19:55.562 --> 19:57.962 -It's a loss of biodiversity. -And? 19:57.964 --> 20:01.199 -It's a very vulnerable species. -It's lasted 3 million years. 20:01.201 --> 20:03.301 It's not like we have to put it in the humidicrib. 20:03.303 --> 20:04.802 You know what - I'll tell you 20:04.804 --> 20:06.370 what's the most vulnerable thing right now. 20:06.372 --> 20:08.172 It's a $1.7 billion infrastructure project, 20:08.174 --> 20:10.074 because that's standing in the way. 20:10.076 --> 20:12.610 Yes, I certainly see your problem. 20:12.612 --> 20:14.579 And do you certainly see my solution? 20:14.581 --> 20:17.114 -Yes. -Does it involve a container terminal? 20:17.116 --> 20:19.483 -No. -See, that's not a solution. 20:19.485 --> 20:23.020 -I really appreciate the effort and the... -(WHISTLE BLOWS) 20:23.022 --> 20:24.589 HUGH: There's more agrostis here. 20:24.591 --> 20:26.290 Oh, great! 20:28.794 --> 20:32.430 Just remember why we came, Hugh. I mean, wonderful. 20:32.432 --> 20:35.766 -Can I have my whistle back now? -No. 20:35.768 --> 20:39.070 -What the hell's going on? -We are filming for the website. 20:39.072 --> 20:41.505 Now, are you right to do your vlog at 3:00? 20:41.507 --> 20:43.074 -What are you talking about? -Rhonda. 20:43.076 --> 20:44.475 She wants all senior staff members 20:44.477 --> 20:46.043 to record a message for the site. 20:46.045 --> 20:47.511 We're going visually interactive. 20:47.513 --> 20:49.247 -I am so sorry. -Get rid of them. 20:49.249 --> 20:51.749 -I can't. They're booked for an 8-hour call. -I don't care. 20:51.751 --> 20:53.985 -Want me to shoot Rhonda first? -Yes. Shoot Rhonda. 20:53.987 --> 20:56.120 -Make it a head shot. -Good idea. 20:56.122 --> 20:59.257 -OK. Katie? -Hello. 20:59.259 --> 21:01.892 -Who are you? -This is Isabelle. She's playing me. -Why? 21:01.894 --> 21:04.495 (NAT SHOUTS) By 6:00 tonight, it'll all be gone! 21:04.497 --> 21:07.398 Alright. Katie, I need you in the office. 21:07.400 --> 21:09.166 Real Katie. 21:14.006 --> 21:15.673 TONY: I realise it's an extra cost, 21:15.675 --> 21:18.175 but you're gonna have to hold the ship for a couple of days. 21:18.177 --> 21:21.212 There's no point putting to sea if we have to pull back on... 21:21.214 --> 21:24.448 Yep. No, we'll definitely give you an update. 21:24.450 --> 21:27.952 Alright, I'll let you know as soon as possible. Yep. 21:27.954 --> 21:31.422 Should have been filming that. So real. 21:31.424 --> 21:34.392 OK. So, well, I'm just gonna move this. 21:34.394 --> 21:36.127 -Careful with that. It's vulnerable. -It looks dead. 21:36.129 --> 21:38.429 -No. Be careful. -OK. So... 21:38.431 --> 21:42.300 What I'm imagining is you are looking out the window. 21:42.302 --> 21:44.702 You are imagining possibilities. 21:44.704 --> 21:48.739 You turn back to camera, a slight smile, and you read. 21:48.741 --> 21:51.842 OK. For rehearsal, people. And...action. 21:51.844 --> 21:54.312 "Hi, I'm Tony Woodford, and welcome to the official website 21:54.314 --> 21:55.780 "of the Nation Building Australia..." 21:55.782 --> 21:57.948 -It's 'Authority'. -We'll fix that. Picking it up. 21:57.950 --> 22:00.685 -"Here are the NBA..." That's... -We'll fix that. 22:00.687 --> 22:02.920 "..at the NBA, we're looking at tomorrow 22:02.922 --> 22:05.690 "by overseeing a range of exciting visionary projects 22:05.692 --> 22:07.591 "that will help cement this country's future. 22:07.593 --> 22:08.993 "You could call it..." 22:08.995 --> 22:12.063 Pause for music. CGI swirl. 22:12.065 --> 22:13.764 -(MAKES WHOOSHING SOUND) -Thank you, Scotty. 22:13.766 --> 22:15.433 And back to you. 22:15.435 --> 22:17.601 "You could call it building for a better Australia." 22:17.603 --> 22:20.271 -Here's those plans you wanted, Tim. -It's Tony, Katie. 22:20.273 --> 22:22.006 -I'm Isabelle. -But you're playing Katie. 22:22.008 --> 22:24.842 -Sorry, I thought you were talking to Isabelle. -No, Katie. 22:24.844 --> 22:26.344 -Tony? -Yeah, real Katie? Yep? 22:26.346 --> 22:29.413 -I think the plant's smoking. -Oh, Jesus! 22:29.415 --> 22:32.483 -Katie. Real Katie. Can you grab the fire-extinguisher? -Yep. 22:35.387 --> 22:36.787 Whoa! 22:36.789 --> 22:38.622 KATIE: Is it out? 22:38.624 --> 22:40.324 It's not...dead, is it? 22:40.326 --> 22:42.927 It's hard to tell. It's a bit black. 22:42.929 --> 22:44.328 They're an arid species. 22:44.330 --> 22:45.830 I mean, the Aborigines would have burnt them... 22:45.832 --> 22:47.798 HUGH: Uh, guys. Just had a call from Marni. 22:47.800 --> 22:49.467 -Who's Marni? -The horticulturalist we met on-site. 22:49.469 --> 22:51.068 I do not wanna speak to her. 22:51.070 --> 22:53.738 -She thinks she might have a solution. -Put her through. 22:53.740 --> 22:55.573 Oh. Keep it cool or something. 22:58.076 --> 22:59.744 No, I've got that, Marni. 22:59.746 --> 23:02.346 What you're saying is it's like a buffer zone? What was that? 23:02.348 --> 23:06.384 "Riparian nature easement surrounding the grass." 23:06.386 --> 23:09.520 And that'll protect it? OK. But at least I can start dredging. 23:09.522 --> 23:11.956 Yeah. OK, well, I'm gonna hang up now. 23:11.958 --> 23:13.524 Hanging up. 23:13.526 --> 23:14.925 Hung up! 23:14.927 --> 23:16.794 -Katie? -Yes, Tim? 23:16.796 --> 23:18.229 No, real Katie. 23:18.231 --> 23:19.663 Get the working party back in. 23:19.665 --> 23:21.699 That was great. Some good stuff in there. 23:21.701 --> 23:23.100 Can we go from the top? 23:23.102 --> 23:25.536 -That was real. -Oh! 23:31.276 --> 23:33.811 So, what do you think? Kevin? 23:33.813 --> 23:39.049 I think a properly constituted buffer zone could work. 23:39.051 --> 23:41.419 -So we've got a solution? -I think so. 23:41.421 --> 23:44.088 -All agreed? -Yep. 23:44.090 --> 23:46.090 -Yes. -It looks like it's unanimous. 23:46.092 --> 23:49.593 -Just one concern from me. -Noted, Brian. 23:49.595 --> 23:52.730 Well, thank you very much for your input, and... Oh! 23:52.732 --> 23:54.932 -Muffins? -ALL: Yes! 23:54.934 --> 23:57.134 Slide 'em down here. 23:57.136 --> 23:58.536 NAT: It's actually not that bad. 23:58.538 --> 24:00.337 TONY: Can we watch it with the sound down? 24:00.339 --> 24:01.605 -Really? -Just a little. 24:01.607 --> 24:03.407 What about the... (MAKES DRAMATIC SOUNDS) 24:03.409 --> 24:05.342 -JIM: Morning, all. -Hey, Jim. 24:05.344 --> 24:07.411 -Hey, I like your vlog. -Oh, thanks. 24:07.413 --> 24:09.280 -Who's your new assistant? -She's from an agency. 24:09.282 --> 24:11.715 -So we're all good? -Yeah, yeah. -With the port? 24:11.717 --> 24:15.286 Yeah, yeah, the 'Wilhelmina III' left Rotterdam three hours ago. 24:15.288 --> 24:17.488 Oh, that's great news! Yeah. 24:17.490 --> 24:19.690 'Cause we had a setback with the wind farm. 24:19.692 --> 24:23.461 Yeah, Leadbeater possums. Very picky about where they'll live. 24:23.463 --> 24:26.263 Yeah, little fellas wouldn't take to the pylons. 24:26.265 --> 24:27.731 They've gotta live below a certain... 24:27.733 --> 24:30.000 -Anyway, we're good, yeah. -Yeah, that's great. 24:30.002 --> 24:31.902 Well done. Can I grab exhibit A? 24:31.904 --> 24:34.505 Yes, yes. Katie, can you go and get the plans for Jim? 24:34.507 --> 24:37.341 -This is exciting. Good job. -Thank you. 24:37.343 --> 24:39.143 Yeah, we're finally building something. 24:39.145 --> 24:42.313 -Ooh! What's this? -This is the Pipeline. 24:42.315 --> 24:44.682 Wow! It's at Nation Building Authority... 24:44.684 --> 24:46.917 (IRRITATING SOUNDSCAPE) 24:46.919 --> 24:49.820 -Can we turn it up? -That is sonic branding. -Wow! 24:56.862 --> 24:59.063 -What's that? -Species audit. 24:59.065 --> 25:00.965 I thought we put that to bed. 25:00.967 --> 25:03.367 Part 2. This is fauna - animals. 25:04.236 --> 25:06.804 Why is there a USB stick in it? 25:06.806 --> 25:08.606 (FROG CROAKS) 25:14.646 --> 25:16.514 -(FROG BARKS) -That's the one. 25:17.516 --> 25:18.949 Endangered? 25:18.951 --> 25:20.584 -Yep. -Protected? 25:20.586 --> 25:22.086 Mm-hm. 25:22.088 --> 25:24.154 Does it eat grass? 25:37.269 --> 25:39.403 "We at the NBA..." 25:39.405 --> 25:41.272 -It sounds like you're reading. -I AM reading. 25:41.274 --> 25:43.040 OK, but just ignore these words. 25:43.042 --> 25:44.875 Don't ignore them, but just relax, OK? 25:44.877 --> 25:46.277 Head forward but chin up. 25:46.279 --> 25:49.046 -"We at the NBA..." -Your chin's dropping. 25:49.048 --> 25:51.282 -OK. "We at the NBA..." -Just in your own words. 25:51.284 --> 25:53.851 -Alright. We here at the NBA... -Hey, just relax! 25:53.853 --> 25:56.086 -OK. We here at the NBA... -Your chin's dropping again. 25:56.088 --> 25:57.655 We at the...