WEBVTT 00:00.767 --> 00:02.434 SONG: ♪ Volare... ♪ 00:02.436 --> 00:03.836 MAN: ..nation-building project... 00:03.838 --> 00:06.038 KEVIN RUDD: ..new infrastructure of the 21st century. 00:06.040 --> 00:08.807 WOMAN: If there is a buzzword in this Budget, it's 'nation-building'. 00:08.809 --> 00:10.676 ANTHONY ALBANESE: Major infrastructure projects right around the country. 00:10.678 --> 00:12.845 MAN 2: Real projects, real money. 00:12.847 --> 00:15.781 MAN 3: A transformational vision for the infrastructure of the 21st century. 00:15.783 --> 00:18.250 TONY ABBOTT: I want to be known as the infrastructure prime minister. 00:18.252 --> 00:20.019 -Nation-building... -Nation-building for recovery. 00:20.021 --> 00:22.021 -..nation-building program... -..nation-building... 00:22.023 --> 00:23.822 -Nation-building. -Nation-building. 00:23.824 --> 00:25.591 SONG: ♪ We can sing in the glow of... ♪ 00:25.593 --> 00:27.693 MAN: And if you would assure Mr Tseow 00:27.695 --> 00:29.928 that we are mindful of his concerns 00:29.930 --> 00:31.363 regarding the timing of the agreement 00:31.365 --> 00:34.566 and flexible as to its implementation. 00:34.568 --> 00:36.235 (MAN ON TELEPHONE SPEAKS CHINESE LANGUAGE) 00:36.237 --> 00:37.803 (MAN 2 ON TELEPHONE SPEAKS CHINESE LANGUAGE) 00:37.805 --> 00:39.371 INTERPRETER: Very good. 00:40.874 --> 00:43.976 And that we look forward to meeting him in person. 00:43.978 --> 00:45.477 INTERPRETER: What date is this meeting? 00:45.479 --> 00:47.446 Oh, the date? The date is the... 00:47.448 --> 00:50.282 The date is the, um... have it here! 00:50.284 --> 00:53.285 It's the 8th of the 8th, so a very auspicious date for... 00:53.287 --> 00:55.988 ..with the... the 8 is, um... 00:55.990 --> 00:57.389 Is that date OK? 00:57.391 --> 00:58.957 (INTERPRETER SPEAKS CHINESE LANGUAGE) 00:58.959 --> 01:03.295 (MR TSEOW SPEAKS CHINESE LANGUAGE) 01:03.297 --> 01:04.696 INTERPRETER: He says yes. 01:04.698 --> 01:06.765 (MUTTERS) He said more than that, didn't he? 01:06.767 --> 01:10.636 OK. Well, we look... Thank you for your time. 01:10.638 --> 01:13.439 -Thank you. -BOTH: Thank you. 01:14.674 --> 01:16.809 Wow. That was hard work. What have we got next? 01:16.811 --> 01:19.445 -Canberra. -Nice to speak to someone in English. 01:19.447 --> 01:21.647 -Yes, it will. -Will that be all? 01:21.649 --> 01:23.215 Oh, yes! Thank you. Sorry. 01:23.217 --> 01:24.783 I'm onto it. Hugh? 01:24.785 --> 01:26.718 OK, we need to really fast-track 01:26.720 --> 01:28.821 that memorandum of understanding for the Chinese. 01:28.823 --> 01:31.290 Jim. Sorry, he's just on some conference calls. 01:31.292 --> 01:33.692 -Did you want me to grab him? -No, no, no. 01:33.694 --> 01:37.563 It looks serious. I just wanted to...run something past you. 01:37.565 --> 01:39.031 -What do you reckon? -Wow. 01:39.033 --> 01:41.467 -Is that the development? -Come up a treat, hasn't it? 01:41.469 --> 01:43.402 -It sure has! -Yeah. 01:43.404 --> 01:46.071 Just one little hiccup. Or bit of a blip. 01:46.073 --> 01:47.873 -A hiccup or a blip? -Hugh. 01:47.875 --> 01:49.274 More of a mix-up. 01:49.276 --> 01:51.176 Just inside the front cover, 01:51.178 --> 01:53.479 first paragraph down. 01:53.481 --> 01:55.047 "This integrated urban environment 01:55.049 --> 01:56.615 "will boast leisure precincts, 01:56.617 --> 01:58.517 "parklands and dynamic open spaces 01:58.519 --> 02:00.986 "in addition to its very own community gardens." 02:00.988 --> 02:02.554 -Stop. -I have. 02:02.556 --> 02:04.857 That's the bit. 'Community gardens'. 02:04.859 --> 02:07.659 -That was never in our draft. -(LAUGHS) I know! 02:07.661 --> 02:09.628 Then how did it get there? 02:09.630 --> 02:12.297 I guess someone upstairs was trying to pump things up, 02:12.299 --> 02:13.932 got a little carried away. 02:13.934 --> 02:15.501 Well, let's just delete it. 02:18.371 --> 02:22.207 -This has not been released? -Not to everyone. 02:22.209 --> 02:24.409 Is that the blip? 02:24.411 --> 02:25.978 I mean, there's 10 different gallery levels... 02:25.980 --> 02:27.546 Have you got a spare charger? 02:27.548 --> 02:30.382 -I can get you mine. -Not for a laptop, for a phone. 02:30.384 --> 02:31.783 -Actually, can I... -No, hang on. 02:31.785 --> 02:33.986 -Can I call you back? -I think I've got it. 02:33.988 --> 02:35.954 -When do you board? -All good. 02:35.956 --> 02:38.724 I'll call you in two minutes. Sorry about this. Sorry. 02:38.726 --> 02:41.393 -Is something wrong? -Just received this. 02:41.395 --> 02:43.428 OK, I know what you're gonna say. 02:43.430 --> 02:45.764 There's sensitivities involved - we're Nation Building Australia 02:45.766 --> 02:47.399 and we've got a huge Chinese investment. 02:47.401 --> 02:49.601 -Is that with the Chinese? -Shanghai Syndicate. 02:49.603 --> 02:51.537 Tseow Holdings. 02:51.539 --> 02:53.405 -Hmm. Didn't see that. -What are you worried about? 02:53.407 --> 02:55.641 -Have you looked at it? -I negotiated it. 02:55.643 --> 02:57.743 -Closely. -(SIGHS) What have we missed? 02:57.745 --> 03:00.479 No, you're not seeing the wood for the trees, Tony. The logo. 03:00.481 --> 03:02.314 What about it? 03:02.316 --> 03:04.316 You got a $4 billion public-private investment deal 03:04.318 --> 03:06.552 and you're gonna use that logo? 03:06.554 --> 03:08.287 -(SNORTS) Don't think so. -Sorry, what's the wood? 03:08.289 --> 03:09.922 Actually, what's the trees? 03:09.924 --> 03:11.990 -Jim! -It slipped through the net. 03:11.992 --> 03:13.825 This is what the drafting process is for. 03:13.827 --> 03:17.196 You add stuff, we add stuff. You look at ours, we look at yours. 03:17.198 --> 03:19.164 We run it past the developer, we all agree, 03:19.166 --> 03:21.066 and then it gets released. 03:21.068 --> 03:23.569 -You're saying we missed a step? -You added a community garden! 03:23.571 --> 03:25.404 It's a couple of swings and a seesaw. 03:25.406 --> 03:27.105 That's a community playground. 03:27.107 --> 03:28.707 Then what's a community garden? 03:28.709 --> 03:30.676 They're like big vegetable patches. 03:30.678 --> 03:32.177 What for? 03:32.179 --> 03:33.979 So people can grow their own produce. 03:33.981 --> 03:35.781 Why would you do that? 03:35.783 --> 03:37.216 It's supposed to foster 03:37.218 --> 03:38.617 a sense of neighbourhood, social cohesion. 03:38.619 --> 03:40.652 That rings a bell, social... What was it again? 03:40.654 --> 03:41.887 Cohesion. 03:41.889 --> 03:44.323 -That's the phrase the interviewer used! -What? 03:44.325 --> 03:45.991 When he was talking to the Planning Minister 03:45.993 --> 03:47.392 about it on the radio. 03:47.394 --> 03:49.194 -The radio? -Radio National. 03:49.196 --> 03:50.596 But the response was amazing. 03:50.598 --> 03:52.164 Inbox full, people applauding us. 03:52.166 --> 03:53.732 Wanted to get involved. 03:53.734 --> 03:58.036 And Stephanie Alexander - two missed calls. 03:58.038 --> 04:00.739 I don't think there's a place for a community garden. 04:00.741 --> 04:02.140 There must be somewhere 04:02.142 --> 04:04.243 we can squeeze in a couple of tomato plants. 04:04.245 --> 04:06.411 (SIGHS) Maybe I... 04:06.413 --> 04:09.381 I tell you what - I'll leave it with you. 04:11.117 --> 04:13.418 I can't even bring myself to look at it. 04:13.420 --> 04:15.320 Rhonda, I just hung up on a federal minister. 04:15.322 --> 04:17.389 Good, because we need to get on top of this. 04:17.391 --> 04:19.758 We're nation-builders. For God's sake! 04:19.760 --> 04:22.261 It looks like we're still building the Snowy. 04:22.263 --> 04:23.729 -What's wrong with it? -Everything! 04:23.731 --> 04:26.431 The font, the colours. Tell me one thing it does well. 04:26.433 --> 04:28.200 -It says who we are. -Disagree. 04:28.202 --> 04:30.102 -It doesn't speak to me. -It's a logo. 04:30.104 --> 04:31.837 I deal with a lot of departments, 04:31.839 --> 04:35.040 and this is the sort of thing everyone's getting right, 04:35.042 --> 04:38.910 whereas I look at this, and what do I hear? 04:38.912 --> 04:40.612 Nothing. 04:40.614 --> 04:42.681 -What do you want it to say? -"Hey, you!" 04:42.683 --> 04:44.683 "Get excited, get ready, 04:44.685 --> 04:46.918 "because Australia's being built!" 04:46.920 --> 04:48.687 OK, well, I'll take that... 04:48.689 --> 04:52.257 "So get out of the way, because the future's now. Bang!" 04:52.259 --> 04:54.326 -OK. You done? -Bang. 04:54.328 --> 04:56.561 OK, well, I'll make a note to think about it. 04:56.563 --> 04:59.164 -No, we need to jump on this. -Yep. Sure. Definitely. 04:59.166 --> 05:00.799 -Yes? -That minister phoned back. 05:00.801 --> 05:02.634 Oh, great. What line is she on? 05:02.636 --> 05:05.904 No, I told her you were busy. And I didn't quite get her name. 05:05.906 --> 05:07.739 -I know her name. -Phew! (LAUGHS) 05:07.741 --> 05:10.809 -Can you get her back online? -She would have boarded by now. 05:10.811 --> 05:12.311 HUGH: We could put it here. 05:12.313 --> 05:15.847 -That's a roundabout. -Sorry, I just saw green. 05:15.849 --> 05:18.050 -In front of the apartments? -No, that's the promenade. 05:18.052 --> 05:19.685 What about behind? 05:19.687 --> 05:21.386 I think that puts it in the shade. 05:21.388 --> 05:23.021 -So? -What would you grow? 05:23.023 --> 05:24.423 Mushrooms? 05:24.425 --> 05:26.258 What about here? 05:26.260 --> 05:28.760 Uh, that is a car park. 05:28.762 --> 05:31.096 Put the car park underground and the gardens on top. 05:31.098 --> 05:34.333 -It's a little expensive. -Then put the gardens underground. 05:34.335 --> 05:35.734 -In order to grow what? -Mushrooms. 05:35.736 --> 05:38.236 -Can we forget about mushrooms? -Truffles. 05:38.238 --> 05:40.572 -What about here? -What is it? 05:40.574 --> 05:43.608 -It's green. -It's not a roundabout. 05:45.011 --> 05:46.778 -Thanks for joining us... -Joining us now with details.. 05:46.780 --> 05:48.480 MAN: The gardens are offering local residents... 05:48.482 --> 05:49.915 WOMAN: It's a vibrant community garden. 05:49.917 --> 05:51.616 WOMAN 2: ..a community garden project that's different... 05:51.618 --> 05:53.518 WOMAN 3: ..gardening's a bit old-fashioned... 05:53.520 --> 05:55.887 -Privileged to be part of it. -The backyard of the future. 05:55.889 --> 05:57.656 MAN 2: We need the rain, true, 05:57.658 --> 05:59.658 but you need to keep the topsoil, don't you? 05:59.660 --> 06:01.393 Yeah. No, that was loud and clear. 06:01.395 --> 06:03.328 Yes, no, that was loud and clear as well. 06:03.330 --> 06:06.732 Sorry, if I could just... Hello? Hello? 06:06.734 --> 06:08.700 How's it going? 06:08.702 --> 06:11.737 -Uh, good. Yeah, just spoke to Garry Bennett. -Oh, great. 06:11.739 --> 06:14.573 -The property developer for the Woolarong... -I know who he is. 06:14.575 --> 06:17.075 And I told him about the community garden. 06:17.077 --> 06:19.344 Yep. What did he say? 06:19.346 --> 06:21.046 Want it with or without the swearwords? 06:21.048 --> 06:22.514 Without. 06:22.516 --> 06:24.516 Uh, point one. 06:24.518 --> 06:26.451 "It's the dumbest beeping idea I've ever heard." 06:26.453 --> 06:30.789 Two. "Tell her she's beeping crazy." I think that's you. 06:30.791 --> 06:33.592 "Listen, you beeping redheaded twerp" - I think that's me - 06:33.594 --> 06:37.262 "why would people buying luxury beeping penthouses 06:37.264 --> 06:39.798 "want to grow a beeping lettuce?" 06:39.800 --> 06:41.933 And then he became really angry. 06:41.935 --> 06:43.568 Right. 06:44.937 --> 06:46.705 -Karnsten? -Karsten! 06:46.707 --> 06:48.540 -Karnsten. -Karsten. 06:48.542 --> 06:50.375 Oh, sorry. We did meet before, didn't we? 06:50.377 --> 06:52.244 Karlsten's here. Yep. 06:52.246 --> 06:53.745 -Tony? -Yep? 06:53.747 --> 06:55.614 Karnsten's here for Rhonda's logo meeting. 06:55.616 --> 06:58.250 Oh, no. Can Scotty do it? I'm not in. 06:58.252 --> 07:00.485 -But you are. -But he doesn't know that. 07:00.487 --> 07:02.254 Um, he does. 07:02.256 --> 07:04.523 I should check these things, shouldn't I? 07:04.525 --> 07:06.291 -Yeah. Let's make this really quick. -Gotcha. 07:06.293 --> 07:08.693 Actually, if I'm not back in 10, come and get me. 07:08.695 --> 07:10.395 What do I say? 07:10.397 --> 07:12.531 Say there's an urgent phone call, something like that. 07:12.533 --> 07:14.199 OK, got it. Gotcha. 07:14.201 --> 07:16.201 Oh, and that minister from the other day rang back. 07:16.203 --> 07:17.836 Why didn't you come and tell me? 07:17.838 --> 07:20.205 You were in a meeting with Scotty. I got her name. 07:20.207 --> 07:22.607 I know her name! In future, come and tell me. 07:22.609 --> 07:25.310 Right. But check if you're in first. 07:25.312 --> 07:27.045 -Karsten. -Tony! 07:27.047 --> 07:28.447 -Welcome back. -Scotty. 07:28.449 --> 07:30.515 -All done? -How good are these? 07:30.517 --> 07:33.118 Tony, I know how you like to get these things really moving, 07:33.120 --> 07:35.454 so I've got them all set up and ready to go. 07:35.456 --> 07:38.256 So this should not take more than an hour or two. 07:38.258 --> 07:40.125 Right, I'll stop you there. I like that one. 07:40.127 --> 07:42.093 -I don't. -I do. -None of these are ours. 07:42.095 --> 07:44.262 -Sorry? -They're copyrighted. -Can't we change it a little? 07:44.264 --> 07:46.398 I think that's a bit dangerous. 07:46.400 --> 07:48.467 Mmm, sounds dangerous. We're trying to make a decision. 07:49.702 --> 07:51.803 -Are those ours? -I will get to these. 07:51.805 --> 07:54.072 -I like that one. -Tony, if you wanna take a seat. 07:54.074 --> 07:56.908 Yeah, it speaks to me. It says all the things I need to hear. 07:56.910 --> 07:59.177 -"Bam! Hey, you!" -No, I'm not hearing that. 07:59.179 --> 08:01.112 Quick decision? 08:01.114 --> 08:04.349 OK, well, just take a seat and we'll... 08:04.351 --> 08:06.518 Alright. If I get called away, that one. 08:21.133 --> 08:23.134 You fucking idiots. 08:23.136 --> 08:24.836 It was added by someone in another office. 08:24.838 --> 08:26.571 -Bit of a blip. -This is no blip. 08:26.573 --> 08:28.440 -Then it's a hiccup. -What were they thinking? 08:28.442 --> 08:31.142 They were hoping a small garden might add a village feel. 08:31.144 --> 08:32.911 -Village?! -Sort of an added feature. 08:32.913 --> 08:34.679 Have you seen our apartments? 08:34.681 --> 08:37.482 Do they look like they wanna be growing tomatoes? 08:37.484 --> 08:40.652 Uh, lemons, maybe? Or limes, for the cocktails? 08:40.654 --> 08:43.255 -Modern, elegant, inner-urban chic. -Yeah. 08:43.257 --> 08:45.357 And you wanna put a compost heap in the middle. 08:45.359 --> 08:47.158 Or round the back, depending on shade. 08:47.160 --> 08:49.928 -You're fucking kidding me. -It wouldn't have to be large. 08:49.930 --> 08:52.264 -Inner-urban chic. -Gotcha. 08:52.266 --> 08:55.000 -Good. -But if we found the right location... 08:55.002 --> 08:56.401 Listen, the only vegetables 08:56.403 --> 08:58.537 I wanna see within a half-mile of my apartments 08:58.539 --> 09:00.972 are gonna be sitting on the shelf of the IGA, got it? 09:00.974 --> 09:04.609 You clueless work-experience clowns. 09:04.611 --> 09:06.678 I think that was point four. 09:06.680 --> 09:10.849 Whereas this one really speaks to the future. 09:10.851 --> 09:14.419 You know, elements of building and construction. 09:14.421 --> 09:16.721 It's very...it's very bold. 09:16.723 --> 09:18.690 -Um, Tony? -Yes? 09:18.692 --> 09:21.092 I was just saying that this one speaks to the future. 09:21.094 --> 09:23.328 Yeah, I hear that. But they're all so good. 09:23.330 --> 09:26.064 Maybe we should just go through them one more time. 09:26.066 --> 09:28.567 -KARSTEN: Good idea. -Tony, sorry to interrupt. 09:28.569 --> 09:31.937 -Phone call for you. -Oh, OK. Is it urgent? 09:31.939 --> 09:33.905 Yes, yes. It's urgent. 09:33.907 --> 09:35.740 -Who is it? -Um... 09:35.742 --> 09:38.343 -That company? -Why don't I speak to them? 09:38.345 --> 09:40.345 No, no, I'd better speak to them. 09:40.347 --> 09:42.480 -Which company was it? -Um... 09:42.482 --> 09:44.049 -But it's urgent? -Yes! 09:44.051 --> 09:45.584 Why don't you take it in here, then? 09:45.586 --> 09:47.619 -Great idea, Karsten. -It's absolutely fine. 09:47.621 --> 09:50.722 I will wait outside. It sounds important. I'll wait outside. 09:50.724 --> 09:53.158 L'extérieur. 09:53.160 --> 09:54.859 I should have thought of a name, shouldn't I? 09:54.861 --> 09:58.096 Oh, is this related to the... Ooh! You fooled me! 09:58.098 --> 10:00.198 Can he see me? 10:00.200 --> 10:01.499 -Yep. -OK. 10:01.501 --> 10:03.501 Let's finish this meeting asap. 10:03.503 --> 10:05.470 And, Scotty, you ride shotgun on it. 10:05.472 --> 10:08.039 This organisation is on the verge of an investment coup 10:08.041 --> 10:09.641 and we're currently redesigning logos! 10:09.643 --> 10:11.843 Are you speaking to me or the person on the phone? 10:11.845 --> 10:14.312 -Person on the phone is fake! -Ah, fooled me again! 10:14.314 --> 10:16.648 -I need you to keep a lid on this bullshit. -Got it. 10:16.650 --> 10:18.850 OK, let's get him back in, knock this on the head. 10:18.852 --> 10:21.953 -I'm on a plane in three hours. -Oh, yeah? On a plane. 10:21.955 --> 10:23.655 -No, a real one. -Got me again. 10:23.657 --> 10:27.425 MAN: These gardens are a great way for residents to meet... 10:27.427 --> 10:29.194 WOMAN 2: About time developers thought about the community. 10:29.196 --> 10:31.696 WOMAN 3: It's like that Jamie Oliver thing where you teach.. 10:31.698 --> 10:33.465 MAN 2: Everyone should have their own garden, 10:33.467 --> 10:35.133 even if you live in an apartment. 10:35.135 --> 10:37.535 -It's good for everyone. -Put people ahead of profit. 10:37.537 --> 10:40.205 -What's that? -For you. 10:40.207 --> 10:42.507 From Gardens Australia. 10:42.509 --> 10:44.242 "Enjoy this selection of produce 10:44.244 --> 10:46.645 "from one of our very own community gardens." 10:46.647 --> 10:49.447 I just think we might have gone in a little half-cocked. 10:49.449 --> 10:52.017 We announce half-cocked ideas all the time! 10:52.019 --> 10:54.285 -Is this a carrot? -Uh, I think so. 10:54.287 --> 10:56.588 -Why is it purple? -It might be organic. 10:56.590 --> 10:58.323 -Jim. -What's the problem? 10:58.325 --> 11:00.625 Uh, where to put it. 11:00.627 --> 11:02.394 -What about here? -That's a roundabout. 11:02.396 --> 11:04.129 -What about here? -It's a bit small. 11:04.131 --> 11:05.664 It doesn't have to be big. 11:05.666 --> 11:09.534 -We could use baby carrots, micro herbs. -Jim. 11:09.536 --> 11:12.303 Even those little bonsai cucumbers. Problem solved. 11:12.305 --> 11:14.539 -There is another problem. -What's that? 11:14.541 --> 11:16.975 The developer's refusing to have it anywhere near his apartments. 11:16.977 --> 11:18.410 Is that what he said? 11:18.412 --> 11:20.078 His actual words were "If you bleeping well 11:20.080 --> 11:21.813 "try and put a bleeping garden..." 11:21.815 --> 11:23.481 -That's fine, Hugh. -Alright, what about over here? 11:23.483 --> 11:25.950 -That's a Costco. -There? -Jim, please stop pointing. 11:25.952 --> 11:27.786 -What's here? -Unplanned zone. 11:27.788 --> 11:30.221 -Let's plan it. -It's years down the track. 11:30.223 --> 11:32.090 We don't even know what's going there. 11:32.092 --> 11:34.426 -A community garden. -For what community? 11:34.428 --> 11:37.028 -This one. -That's 3km away. -So? 11:37.030 --> 11:39.064 The whole idea of a community garden 11:39.066 --> 11:40.665 is that it's near the community. 11:40.667 --> 11:43.668 They can get a shuttle bus. A community shuttle bus! 11:43.670 --> 11:45.670 Jim, it won't work. 11:45.672 --> 11:47.138 Well, I was saving this. 11:47.140 --> 11:50.442 But Jamie Oliver's people - they wanna talk. 11:50.444 --> 11:52.377 -Oh, wow. -This thing's away. 11:52.379 --> 11:54.746 -What about there? -That's water. -Oh. 11:54.748 --> 11:57.248 TONY: Sorry, Katie, am I gonna have lunch with them as well? 11:57.250 --> 11:59.184 No, but Mr Tseow and his assistant, 11:59.186 --> 12:01.286 Mr Tsiong, of the syndicate, will drop by here. 12:01.288 --> 12:02.620 -After the lunch. -Yes. 12:02.622 --> 12:04.456 And will there be a translator? 12:04.458 --> 12:06.324 'Cause last time, we stood around nodding and smiling. 12:06.326 --> 12:08.193 -It was kind of awkward. -There'll be a translator. 12:08.195 --> 12:10.428 -OK, fine. I'm going in now. -Got it. 12:10.430 --> 12:12.430 -Now, Karsten! Congratulations. -Ah, Tony. 12:12.432 --> 12:14.599 Thank you. Thank you. Wait, you haven't seen it yet. 12:14.601 --> 12:17.135 -Yeah, but it's done? -Oh, yes, yes. Ready to go. 12:17.137 --> 12:18.770 Special thanks have to go to Scotty, 12:18.772 --> 12:20.572 who has been a great source of assistance. 12:20.574 --> 12:23.174 -Where is Scotty? -Gone to get more mood boards. 12:23.176 --> 12:25.810 No, let's get this over with. Let's knock it on the head. 12:25.812 --> 12:27.378 Alright, well... 12:27.380 --> 12:29.280 Before I reveal anything, 12:29.282 --> 12:32.250 we didn't wanna get too far away from the original logo. 12:32.252 --> 12:34.319 No - wanted to make it more of an evolution. 12:34.321 --> 12:36.154 Exactly, but I hope you agree 12:36.156 --> 12:38.423 that all the elements are still very much here. 12:38.425 --> 12:39.991 I'll keep that in mind. But let's... 12:39.993 --> 12:41.726 -Tony? -Yes. 12:41.728 --> 12:43.862 Allied International Proprietary Limited are on the phone. 12:43.864 --> 12:46.431 -Yes, but I'll speak to them in five minutes. -It's urgent. 12:46.433 --> 12:48.800 Yes, but in five minutes, I'll speak to them. 12:48.802 --> 12:51.503 No time. It's really urgent. 12:54.473 --> 12:56.775 I'll quickly speak to them. 12:56.777 --> 12:58.243 No-one leave. 12:58.245 --> 13:00.712 Allied International. 13:13.125 --> 13:14.926 Why would you wanna put it here? 13:14.928 --> 13:16.594 It's not locked in. 13:16.596 --> 13:18.396 We're just scoping out some general possibilities. 13:18.398 --> 13:20.665 -A community garden? -Yes. 13:20.667 --> 13:22.200 -Here? -Yes! 13:22.202 --> 13:24.335 But for what community? 13:24.337 --> 13:26.604 Uh, the Woolarong Urban Development. 13:26.606 --> 13:29.240 -Way over there? -There might be a shuttle bus. 13:29.242 --> 13:30.975 But, surely, if you're gonna... 13:30.977 --> 13:33.344 Yeah, we just need to know the sort of potential problems 13:33.346 --> 13:36.347 that one might encounter if we were to choose here. 13:36.349 --> 13:38.016 -Here? -Yes, Marni! 13:38.018 --> 13:41.019 Sorry. I just need an overview. 13:41.021 --> 13:44.956 -You got a pen? -Yes. 13:44.958 --> 13:46.991 Sorry about that, Karsten. All good. 13:46.993 --> 13:49.661 -That's alright. Take a seat. -No, not this time. Reveal away. 13:49.663 --> 13:51.496 -Scotty's not back yet. -Yep. Let's go. 13:51.498 --> 13:53.331 Will Allied International call back? 13:53.333 --> 13:55.300 -Let's go. -OK. 13:58.938 --> 14:01.272 -Bravo, maestro. -Merci. 14:01.274 --> 14:02.941 -Where's our name? -Didn't need it. 14:02.943 --> 14:04.576 -On a logo? -Uh-uh. 14:04.578 --> 14:06.477 -Not when you've got something that strong. -Thank you. 14:06.479 --> 14:09.080 I thought the whole point was to tell people who we are. 14:09.082 --> 14:10.248 Tell him, Karsten. 14:10.250 --> 14:11.649 The more you write, 14:11.651 --> 14:13.651 the more words and letters that you use, 14:13.653 --> 14:15.353 the less you actually say. 14:15.355 --> 14:17.755 This way, the logo does all the talking. 14:17.757 --> 14:20.091 OK. And what is it saying at the moment? 14:20.093 --> 14:22.360 Listen to it. Yeah? 14:22.362 --> 14:24.629 Might need someone to speak on its behalf. 14:24.631 --> 14:26.631 I'm gonna play you the soundscape. 14:26.633 --> 14:28.066 What? 14:28.068 --> 14:30.001 -(ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYS) -It's saying... 14:30.003 --> 14:32.403 One idea - nation-building - 14:32.405 --> 14:34.973 through a prism - your organisation - 14:34.975 --> 14:37.108 endless possibilities. 14:37.110 --> 14:39.577 Bam! I hear that. Loud and clear. 14:39.579 --> 14:42.480 Yeah, but at least have our letters - NBA. 14:42.482 --> 14:44.115 Aha! 14:44.117 --> 14:47.852 N...B...A. 14:47.854 --> 14:49.654 But I don't want people playing 'Where's Wally?' with... 14:49.656 --> 14:51.923 Could we just have the soundscape off... 14:51.925 --> 14:54.792 Actually, Karsten, can you just give us five minutes alone here? 14:54.794 --> 14:56.327 -Can do. -Allied International... 14:56.329 --> 14:57.962 Tell them to stop calling, please. 14:57.964 --> 14:59.864 OK? Thank you. 14:59.866 --> 15:02.567 HUGH: Sorry, was that problem three or four? 15:02.569 --> 15:03.835 Uh, four. 15:03.837 --> 15:07.105 OK, so your gardens are in. Who's gonna run 'em? 15:07.107 --> 15:09.040 -Five. -The residents? 15:09.042 --> 15:11.142 The residents live in another postcode. 15:11.144 --> 15:13.211 -Who's gonna manage the place? -Six. 15:13.213 --> 15:15.079 -A manager? -You need a committee. 15:15.081 --> 15:16.781 You need constitution, governance, rules. 15:16.783 --> 15:19.284 -Sorry, slow down. Seven. -So your garden's in. 15:19.286 --> 15:21.152 What are you gonna do about security? 15:21.154 --> 15:22.553 I'll make this Part B. 15:22.555 --> 15:25.390 -Sorry? -How are you gonna protect it? 15:25.392 --> 15:27.392 -Scarecrow? -From people. 15:27.394 --> 15:31.162 You know, pinching crops, dumping rubbish, vandals. 15:31.164 --> 15:33.064 You need fencing, 24-hour lighting. 15:33.066 --> 15:36.401 We're running a garden, not a witness protection scheme. 15:36.403 --> 15:37.802 Just letting you know the problems. 15:37.804 --> 15:41.039 -And it's been very helpful. -I'm not finished. 15:42.141 --> 15:44.509 Do you understand how a prism works? 15:44.511 --> 15:46.844 Rhonda, I do. I just don't like the logo. 15:46.846 --> 15:48.579 -What don't you like about it? -Everything. 15:48.581 --> 15:50.281 The cost, the hassle, the prismy thing. 15:50.283 --> 15:52.083 Look, I've let you had your play. 15:52.085 --> 15:53.584 I don't think it should be our logo. 15:53.586 --> 15:55.620 -(SCOFFS) It's a bit late to say that now. -What? 15:55.622 --> 15:57.789 Karsten's logo's short-listed for a National Design Award. 15:57.791 --> 16:00.224 How?! He only just unveiled it. 16:00.226 --> 16:02.727 Submitted a couple of weeks ago, got the good news this morning. 16:02.729 --> 16:05.363 -It's very exciting. -What's it got to do with us? 16:05.365 --> 16:07.832 Just the sort of heat we need. There's a buzz now. 16:07.834 --> 16:10.034 People wanna learn "Who are the prism people? 16:10.036 --> 16:11.736 "The people in the prism - who are they?" 16:11.738 --> 16:13.604 They certainly won't learn that from the logo, Rhonda! 16:13.606 --> 16:16.474 Really? People in the prism, ideas come out. 16:16.476 --> 16:18.042 We've finally got something that's speaking 16:18.044 --> 16:19.744 and you wanna go back to the old logo. 16:19.746 --> 16:22.447 It's not the old logo, it's the current logo! It's on the wall! 16:22.449 --> 16:24.315 I don't understand you. I do not understand. 16:24.317 --> 16:26.250 You know what? Have your logo. 16:26.252 --> 16:27.685 Rebrand everything. I don't care. 16:27.687 --> 16:29.687 I've got a huge deal I'm trying... 16:29.689 --> 16:32.757 As long as this is the last I have to deal with it, fine. 16:32.759 --> 16:34.292 -Fine. -Fine. 16:34.294 --> 16:35.960 OK - say we resolve 16:35.962 --> 16:37.362 all the issues you've mentioned. 16:37.364 --> 16:39.297 Where you gonna park the shuttle bus? 16:39.299 --> 16:41.299 We'll find a place. Assume it's resolved. 16:41.301 --> 16:43.167 But after all that, is there anything 16:43.169 --> 16:45.636 to stop us from putting a garden here? 16:45.638 --> 16:48.006 -Guess not. -Good. 16:48.008 --> 16:50.608 Once you've tested the soil. 16:53.045 --> 16:54.746 "Soil testing." 17:02.988 --> 17:04.455 Amy, it's Tony. 17:04.457 --> 17:07.291 -Hello, Tony. -My swipe card's not working. 17:07.293 --> 17:09.694 -Where are you? -Here. At the door. 17:09.696 --> 17:11.829 Oh! Oh, I'll let you in. 17:11.831 --> 17:13.398 TONY: Thank you. 17:15.000 --> 17:16.467 I don't know what's wrong with it. 17:16.469 --> 17:18.569 -We're getting new swipe cards. -Why? 17:18.571 --> 17:20.405 So they have the new logo on them. 17:20.407 --> 17:22.373 That is a tail wagging a dog. 17:22.375 --> 17:24.375 -I thought it was a triangle with a fan. -No. 17:24.377 --> 17:27.045 -(POWER TOOL BUZZES) -What the hell's going on? 17:27.047 --> 17:28.946 They'll only be here a few days. 17:28.948 --> 17:31.716 I knew this would happen. When do we get the new swipe cards? 17:31.718 --> 17:34.052 -As soon as you get your photo taken. -(GROANS) 17:34.054 --> 17:35.586 You need two passport-size photos 17:35.588 --> 17:37.155 looking straight ahead, not smiling. 17:37.157 --> 17:38.723 TONY: I won't be. 17:46.865 --> 17:48.666 Preliminary soil report. 17:48.668 --> 17:50.268 And...good news? 17:50.270 --> 17:52.770 -No. -You're smiling. 17:52.772 --> 17:54.605 Am I? I shouldn't be. 17:56.175 --> 17:57.742 -TONY: Katie! -KATIE: Yeah? 17:57.744 --> 17:59.877 I can't retrieve my emails. Is your email down? 17:59.879 --> 18:01.846 -Yes, it is. -Do you know why? 18:01.848 --> 18:03.948 -Yes. -Why? 18:03.950 --> 18:06.350 We're offline for a few hours while they update the website. 18:06.352 --> 18:08.152 -What's wrong with it? -Nothing. 18:08.154 --> 18:10.721 -Then why are we updating it? -'Cause it's got the old logo. 18:10.723 --> 18:13.958 Oh, did you ring the Foreign Minister's chief of staff back? 18:13.960 --> 18:16.027 -No. When did he ring? -I emailed you. 18:16.029 --> 18:18.296 -Emails are down! -(LAUGHS) Oh, yeah. 18:18.298 --> 18:19.964 When you get it, make sure you call, 18:19.966 --> 18:21.365 'cause I marked it 'urgent'. 18:21.367 --> 18:24.836 -I'll call him now. -Oh, you need the number! 18:24.838 --> 18:26.604 -Yes! -Yes. OK. Uh... 18:29.374 --> 18:31.342 It's on one of these. 18:31.344 --> 18:33.778 WOMAN: Zinc, mercury, magnesium... 18:33.780 --> 18:36.147 HUGH: Yeah, I think there used to be a factory there. 18:36.149 --> 18:37.782 What did they make, multivitamins? 18:37.784 --> 18:39.250 No, I think it was batteries. 18:39.252 --> 18:40.952 -What's 'Pb'? -That'd be lead. 18:40.954 --> 18:44.055 -Oh, is it? What's 'Cd'? -Uh, cadmium. 18:44.057 --> 18:45.857 -Oh, thank you. -Yes, thank you. 18:45.859 --> 18:48.226 -This can't be right. -It's from the lab. 18:48.228 --> 18:50.928 So, basically, we can't grow vegetables in that soil. 18:50.930 --> 18:53.064 You can. You just can't eat them. 18:53.066 --> 18:54.832 But that's the whole idea, to eat them. 18:54.834 --> 18:56.567 Then you have to dig up the soil. 18:56.569 --> 18:58.236 Can you imagine how expensive that would be? 18:58.238 --> 19:00.938 -Yeah. -Hugh, you're smiling again. 19:00.940 --> 19:03.307 Am I? I shouldn't be. 19:19.591 --> 19:21.792 Thank you. What's that smell? 19:21.794 --> 19:24.328 Oh, um...the paint. 19:24.330 --> 19:26.430 -Where is everyone? -Downstairs until they finish here. 19:26.432 --> 19:28.299 I've got the Chinese coming in half an hour! 19:28.301 --> 19:30.334 And you've got that meeting with Mr Tseow. 19:30.336 --> 19:31.836 That's the Chinese, Amy. 19:31.838 --> 19:33.871 -It's the same meeting. -Oh, that explains so much! 19:33.873 --> 19:35.273 I need these new documents 19:35.275 --> 19:36.908 formatted and printed before they arrive. 19:36.910 --> 19:39.043 -Shall I take them downstairs? -No, print them here. 19:39.045 --> 19:40.745 -We can't. -I thought we were back online. 19:40.747 --> 19:42.980 We are, but the printer needs to be reconfigured. 19:42.982 --> 19:44.749 -What? -Because of the new logo. 19:44.751 --> 19:46.384 When the rainbow comes out of the house, 19:46.386 --> 19:47.952 it can't deal with all the colours. 19:47.954 --> 19:50.488 It's actually an idea going through a prism and then... 19:50.490 --> 19:52.924 -Oh, that's clever. -Amy! 19:52.926 --> 19:54.458 -Go downstairs? -Yes, please. 19:54.460 --> 19:56.394 Have you got your passport photos? 19:56.396 --> 19:58.596 -I'll get them. -Apparently you can smile now. 19:58.598 --> 20:00.398 Not gonna happen, Amy. 20:10.209 --> 20:12.643 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 20:13.812 --> 20:15.813 Hang on. Hang on. 20:17.049 --> 20:19.350 -Excuse me! Mate! -Yeah? 20:19.352 --> 20:21.586 Someone at your door. 20:23.222 --> 20:25.089 Oh, shit, they're early. 20:36.001 --> 20:38.135 I just... 20:38.137 --> 20:40.404 -Welcome. -(MAN INTERPRETS) 20:43.342 --> 20:45.076 The... It's... 20:46.178 --> 20:48.746 (ALARM BLARES) 20:51.817 --> 20:55.219 Sorry. I just... It's an alarm that... 20:56.555 --> 20:59.857 It's a... I'll try and turn it off. 21:03.362 --> 21:04.929 Once again, my sincerest apologies 21:04.931 --> 21:06.464 for that mix-up earlier 21:06.466 --> 21:08.266 with the smell and the noise and... 21:08.268 --> 21:14.171 (SPEAKS CHINESE LANGUAGE) 21:14.173 --> 21:19.143 (SPEAKS CHINESE LANGUAGE) 21:21.380 --> 21:24.382 He wishes to know the significance of your sign. 21:24.384 --> 21:26.484 -Oh, the logo? -Logo? 21:26.486 --> 21:28.352 Oh, yes, logo. 21:28.354 --> 21:30.121 He wants to know why there is 21:30.123 --> 21:32.723 an explosion coming out of the teepee 21:32.725 --> 21:34.859 and is it a cannonball? 21:34.861 --> 21:37.528 Oh, no, it's an idea going through a prism - that's us - 21:37.530 --> 21:40.164 and breaking into many possibilities. 21:40.166 --> 21:42.833 Ah. (TRANSLATES) 21:44.903 --> 21:48.339 Oh. (SPEAKS CHINESE LANGUAGE) 21:48.341 --> 21:52.043 Uh, he says that he prefers the old one. 21:52.045 --> 21:54.211 (LAUGHS) You know what? I agree with him. 21:54.213 --> 21:55.913 Anyway, a very productive meeting, 21:55.915 --> 21:58.616 and we'll keep you up to date as the project firms up. 21:58.618 --> 22:01.419 (TRANSLATES) 22:01.421 --> 22:03.688 -(SPEAKS CHINESE LANGUAGE) -TONY: Ah. 22:04.856 --> 22:06.257 He says thank you 22:06.259 --> 22:08.726 and he has been honoured to have had your time. 22:08.728 --> 22:11.162 Oh, very kind. Scotty, have you got some of my cards? 22:11.164 --> 22:14.365 Um, still waiting on the printers with the new logo. 22:14.367 --> 22:16.434 -OK. Some of the old cards? -Thrown out. 22:18.570 --> 22:20.604 -Grab the Post-it notes? -Yes. 22:22.674 --> 22:25.643 -Just 'Tony'. Number. -'Tony'. 22:28.280 --> 22:30.281 -Are you 6-1... -1-6. 22:34.152 --> 22:35.720 Thank you. 22:36.722 --> 22:38.122 Very honoured. 22:38.124 --> 22:40.157 -We'd have to excavate the entire site. -Done. 22:40.159 --> 22:41.926 -Then dispose of the contaminated soil. -Done. 22:41.928 --> 22:43.594 Jim, have you thought of the cost? 22:43.596 --> 22:46.197 Have you thought of the blowback if we stop? 22:46.199 --> 22:48.399 All of that interest, all of those retweets - 22:48.401 --> 22:49.967 it'll just take one photo 22:49.969 --> 22:52.103 of Stephanie Alexander looking sullen 22:52.105 --> 22:54.438 and the tweet tide will turn. 22:54.440 --> 22:56.507 And you can forget about Jamie Oliver visiting. 22:56.509 --> 22:58.609 -Is Jamie Oliver visiting? -Teaming up with local youth. 22:58.611 --> 23:00.978 Gonna make a TV show where they open a cafe 23:00.980 --> 23:03.914 using only inner-city produce. 23:03.916 --> 23:05.983 Well, that's the other problem - even with site remediation, 23:05.985 --> 23:09.019 we can't guarantee anything will be safe for human consumption. 23:09.021 --> 23:11.088 They could end up having lead poisoning. 23:11.090 --> 23:12.590 -That takes years to show up. -Jim. 23:12.592 --> 23:16.293 It's an 8-week series. Jamie Oliver! 23:16.295 --> 23:18.529 -OK, here's one possibility. -Yes. 23:18.531 --> 23:20.698 Don't tweet. You haven't heard it. 23:20.700 --> 23:22.433 -Just a draft. -Mm. 23:22.435 --> 23:25.169 -(JIM PUTS PHONE DOWN) -We build the gardens. No. 23:25.171 --> 23:26.737 -Draft? -But... No. 23:26.739 --> 23:29.673 In stages. First stage - soil testing. 23:29.675 --> 23:32.042 -Haven't we already done that? -We need time. 23:32.044 --> 23:33.778 -Oh, yes. -More testing. 23:33.780 --> 23:36.013 Followed by a scoping study, 23:36.015 --> 23:38.649 maybe more testing. 23:38.651 --> 23:42.953 OK, and how long do you think all this might take? 23:42.955 --> 23:44.522 How long do you want? 23:44.524 --> 23:45.790 Couple of years. 23:45.792 --> 23:48.359 But we still say the garden's going in. 23:48.361 --> 23:50.828 Absolutely. I mean, we're just trying to get it right. 23:50.830 --> 23:52.797 But there could be some issues down the track. 23:52.799 --> 23:54.498 There's definitely going to be some issues. 23:54.500 --> 23:57.134 -A few blips. -I can say we're going ahead? 23:57.136 --> 23:58.402 There are some big names here. 23:58.404 --> 24:00.137 -Go for it. -Great. 24:00.139 --> 24:01.806 Slow-food movement will be happy. 24:01.808 --> 24:03.741 Couldn't get any slower! 24:06.778 --> 24:09.180 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 24:11.750 --> 24:13.784 -Morning, Amy. -Morning. 24:13.786 --> 24:15.586 I'm actually warming to it. 24:15.588 --> 24:17.421 -Mmm! All done. -Ah! 24:17.423 --> 24:19.089 And it works downstairs as well. 24:19.091 --> 24:20.624 Great. That's great. Well done. 24:20.626 --> 24:22.660 Oh, and Katie wanted to see you first thing. 24:22.662 --> 24:24.261 Ah! Beauty. 24:24.263 --> 24:26.831 -More good news? -Yeah. -Are they the cards? -Yep. 24:26.833 --> 24:28.432 Oh, they don't look that bad, actually. 24:28.434 --> 24:30.267 They're embossed - it was a little more expensive, 24:30.269 --> 24:32.069 but Rhonda felt it reflected us. 24:32.071 --> 24:34.472 Something about the trees and wood. 24:34.474 --> 24:36.674 Can you send a couple to Mr Tseow and his interpreter 24:36.676 --> 24:38.342 when we get the memorandums of understanding done? 24:38.344 --> 24:40.478 We need to get them done as soon as possible. 24:40.480 --> 24:42.813 -We've been asked to hold off on that. -Can't do that. 24:42.815 --> 24:44.815 -Just for a day or two. -Who asked? -Amy. -Amy? 24:44.817 --> 24:47.117 Well, not Amy. The legal department called... 24:47.119 --> 24:48.786 -What legal department? -Ours. 24:48.788 --> 24:50.754 -They just need to check something. -What? 24:50.756 --> 24:53.657 Something about it being too close to another logo. 24:53.659 --> 24:56.594 Oh, you're kidding me. 24:56.596 --> 24:58.462 Do you know a band named Pink Floyd? 24:58.464 --> 24:59.697 (MUTTERS) Yes. 24:59.699 --> 25:02.399 They had an album, 'Dark Side of the...Prism'? 25:03.602 --> 25:05.536 (MUTTERS) Yep. 25:05.538 --> 25:07.972 Is THAT something to do with the trees and the wood? 25:13.645 --> 25:15.412 I'll send the proper cards through 25:15.414 --> 25:17.882 when we get the teepee with the cann...the explos... 25:17.884 --> 25:19.683 ..on the prism on the... 25:19.685 --> 25:21.785 When the new cards come through, we'll send them. 25:21.787 --> 25:23.754 (TRANSLATES) 25:23.756 --> 25:25.489 -Are we still locked in? -Yes. 25:25.491 --> 25:27.825 -OK. Where are the painters? -They went to lunch. 25:27.827 --> 25:30.361 OK. 25:30.363 --> 25:31.929 Would you like a Post-it note? 25:31.931 --> 25:33.330 Oh, please. Please. 25:33.332 --> 25:35.165 'Tony'. Same again. 'Tony'. 25:35.167 --> 25:37.001 -1-6. -1-6. 25:37.003 --> 25:39.370 Would you like email? 25:39.372 --> 25:42.039 No, just the call, I think, will be better. 25:43.942 --> 25:46.343 Thank you. 25:46.345 --> 25:49.313 And, sir, in the back. One for you? 25:54.886 --> 25:57.221 -Sorry, 1-6. -1-6. 25:58.089 --> 25:59.990 If you're calling from China, 25:59.992 --> 26:01.392 you gotta... 26:01.394 --> 26:03.093 -+61, drop the 0. -Oh. 26:03.095 --> 26:07.264 -Yeah, I'll fix that. -Sorry about that. I'll take it. 26:07.266 --> 26:10.267 That's...that's the updated card. 26:11.136 --> 26:13.137 (SPEAKS CHINESE LANGUAGE) 26:13.139 --> 26:15.773 And it's free after 9:00 too. 26:15.775 --> 26:17.308 (SPEAKS CHINESE LANGUAGE) 26:17.310 --> 26:19.276 Or use Viber, if you're on Viber. 26:19.278 --> 26:22.546 (SPEAKS CHINESE LANGUAGE) Viber. Viber.